The act of putting your penis in an asshole and spin around and then putting it in your patners mouh
by jackof3334445696879 March 6, 2009
Get the Scandanavian Twister mug.The act of letting a big turd get hard (preferably by freezing), placing it in your pants, then gettin a drunk woman to go down on you to suck your "dick" but getting a mouth full of shit instead.
Mike: Yo Ryan, did that bitch suck your dick last night at the party?
Ryan: she tried to, but i gave her a Scandanavian Breathalizer
Mike: SWEET MAN!
Ryan: she tried to, but i gave her a Scandanavian Breathalizer
Mike: SWEET MAN!
by RYAN F FIZZLE December 21, 2008
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A donkey of mass destruction. The most fearsome animal in the world, next to the liger. It has body armor and rocket launchers straped to it. Dont fuck with this donkey holmes.
Kid:Mommy I want a Scandanavian War Donkey for my birthday.
Mom:Hells no son you too wak to have ones of thems. BIAAAAAAATCH
Mom:Hells no son you too wak to have ones of thems. BIAAAAAAATCH
by Andre Kristenpolensklavinchi Jr. February 6, 2005
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Get the scandanavian yoyo mug.The act of attaching a dildo to a jackhammer and using it to pleasure someone. Careful, they might also die.
I gave my girlfriend a scandanavian jackhammer last night and now she's in the hospital. I don't know if she's going to make it and I'm really scared.
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oh yeah foreget to say. He is big piggy
oh yeah foreget to say. He is big piggy
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