A legend about an Eastern European criminal who was once stuck between a rock and a hard place and he killed his wife and two children just to show his opponents that he meant business. Ever since then other criminals tell the story to their kids at night - rat on your pops, and kaiser soze will get you!
by Boyan September 11, 2006
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Said of Keyser Soze:
"The way I hear it, Soze is some kind of butcher. A peerless, psycho, fucked-up butcher."
"Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze."
"The way I hear it, Soze is some kind of butcher. A peerless, psycho, fucked-up butcher."
"Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze."
by Shadow1 November 29, 2006
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A perfect man, beautiful eyes and a smile to match. He is loyal and sweet. His kind is always taken, so if you find one, steal him.
A perfect man, beautiful eyes and a smile to match. He is loyal and sweet. His kind is always taken, so if you find one, steal him.
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Hey man did you find out if jimmy did it?
No he said dell samsung did it.
Oh you mean your computer and your printer?
Crap, I just got kaiser sozed.
No he said dell samsung did it.
Oh you mean your computer and your printer?
Crap, I just got kaiser sozed.
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