guys who get put in the friend zone, usually doesnt lift, often act like a white knight. hobbies include trying to shave his pathetic low testosterone neckbeard with gillette and constantly using the phrase “happy wife happy life”. soyboys commonly ask for chasers with their shots and usually is afraid of speaking his mind as to avoid confrontation.
often spotted at the bar paying for a girl and her friends drinks while she flirts with another guy.
often spotted at the bar paying for a girl and her friends drinks while she flirts with another guy.
soyboy: yeah i try to keep my woman happy. happy wife happy life am i right fellas?
his wifes vagina: dry as a desert.
his wifes vagina: dry as a desert.
by jarlin dando March 14, 2019
by N0t0y0u March 26, 2021
A boy, manchild, or misguided and immature teenager that has symptoms of a nice guy syndrome, but not enough deceitfulness to lie well enough to a girl to get sex from her. Ends up wondering why girls don't like him and why his friends don't respect him. Typically ends up either maturing as he gets older or goes through a period of arrested development until his 30s.
What happened to that cute guy you were dating? The uhh.., one who wrote those cute poems for you?
*Ugh* Him? Total soyboy?
Really?
Yeah, I couldn't tell soon enough.
Well, I didn't wanna say anything, you were really into him.
*Whines at the embarrassment* I KNOWWW..., I miss him.
*Ugh* Him? Total soyboy?
Really?
Yeah, I couldn't tell soon enough.
Well, I didn't wanna say anything, you were really into him.
*Whines at the embarrassment* I KNOWWW..., I miss him.
by gw31 January 28, 2022
by thereapermage February 20, 2018
The name of a man who eats tofu. They consume soy or tried soy for the first time because they are in love with an asian and she forced him to. That is the true definition of a soyboy.
by riley_1 March 08, 2020
guys who get put in the friend zone, usually doesnt lift, often act like a white knight. hobbies include trying to shave his pathetic low testosterone neckbeard with gillette and constantly using the phrase “happy wife happy life”. soyboys commonly ask for chasers with their shots and usually is afraid of speaking his mind as to avoid confrontation.
often spotted at the bar paying for a girl and her friends drinks while she flirts with another guy.
often spotted at the bar paying for a girl and her friends drinks while she flirts with another guy.
soyboy: yeah i try to keep my woman happy. happy wife happy life am i right fellas?
his wifes vagina: dry as a desert.
his wifes vagina: dry as a desert.
by jarlin dando March 14, 2019
Music made by and for soyboys, typically terrible indie pop made within the last 5-8 years that can be heard polluting the airwaves of various drug stores and supermarkets. Bland, unoffensive, and PC, it is about the only kind of music they can tolerate.
by Boozyman September 18, 2018