Flaming Sombrero

Forcibly applying a condom that has been coated with hot sauce. Variations: chili powder, pepper spray, bear mace (the "Lumberjack Lighter").

My cousin told me that a Flaming Sombrero was a type of hat. Boy was he wrong.

by Maj Uso November 11, 2009

Sombrero Fever

When someone is either exclusively or predominantly attracted to hispanic people

Girl: Do you think I have a chance with him? He looks pretty out of my league but he seemed to be flirting with me last night?

Guy: Yea, I think he has Sombrero Fever, he only has sex with hot spanish girls, he says it's because he's more of an ass guy?

Girl: Oh shit that explains it! I think I'm gonna go for it!

by warm_cave_holder69 September 25, 2019

Bloody Sombrero

There are a few conditions that need to be fulfilled for this honor to be given. #1. The sexual intercourse partner has to be of Latino/Mexican descent #2. It has to be a female on her period. #3. She has to be wearing a sombrero or a similar wide spread hat. Upon filling those conditions, the following actions have to be taken: When the Latino/Mexican orgasms, it is done only into the sombrero. The desired result is a sombrero (or wide spread hat) that is somewhat dyed red which the male partner then wears the following day. All those that know of the "honor" will recognize such a feat through congratulation and similar hat wearing. Amen.

The average Green Bay Packers fan performs great Bloody Sombreros.

by Whitey McPaul January 3, 2009

golden sombrero

Striking out 4 times in one game. If all 4 are done looking, you get the matching poncho.

Did Ryan Howard really just get another golden sombrero?
Of course....he did have 199 strike outs in 2007 and in 2008.

by OgMikeBone October 30, 2009

ass sombrero

n; A sub-category of "ass hat"; an exceptionally large tattoo spanning horizontally across the lower back, located directly above the ass crack.

Damn, girl, I didn't know you were inking up your whole back. That's not an ass hat--it's an ass sombrero.

by tinfoil raccoon November 23, 2004

Floppy Sombrero

When one stretches excess sack skin over someone's eyes; similar to an overlarge sombrero that has become floppy.

She wouldn't leave when we were done, so I hit her with a floppy sombrero. That'll teach her.

by shit your balls September 12, 2008

Mangoo Sombrero

The sticky residue left atop a mans head after the fellatio of another man while whistling the Mexican Hat Dance.

After a fine dinner at Taco Bell, HJ was pleased with the Mangoo Sombrero he gave to Andrew.

by H-Poon October 21, 2008