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social distancing

1. A technique used to prevent the spreading of a pandemic disease by physically distancing yourself from others. (i.e. not shaking hands to prevent the spreading of germs)

2. To spend time relaxing by yourself.*

* May be used as code for private, solitary activities of *Any* kind. (i.e. masturbation)
1.

“During the Swine Flu pandemic many health officials recommended Social Distancing. This started a wide trend of mask-wearing, not shaking hands and standing 6 feet apart in public.”

2.

“See ya man, I’m going to do some Social Distancing and chill.”

2*.

“I got some new lotion so I going to go do some heavy Social Distancing!”
“You need a girlfriend, man.”
by NoThankYou4PiggyFlu May 1, 2009
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social distancing

what my wife practises in bed
i was up for sex tonight, we went to bed, she got as far away as possible, called it social distancing
by Kaydog1 March 23, 2020
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Social Dining

Social dining is when someone goes out for dinner (generally with a group, or to meet up with a group) in the early hours of the evening (between 4:00pm and 6:00pm), and don't come home until late that night or early the next morning (between 10:00pm and 1:00am). This is referred to as social dining because it is not possible to spend that much time eating, and the social aspect causes the extended time period. Sometimes social dining involves going to multiple restaurants.
I'm babysitting from 4:00 to 11:00 tonight. The parents must be going social dining.

We're going out social dining tonight, so we'll be home late.
by K.O. May 25, 2006
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Social Decay

The state of a city and it's culture when it's population is too great and the subsequent infrastructural/behavioral problems that are associated with excess become obvious. Social decay occurs and can be seen on both the physical level of everyday life in a city (abandoned buildings, vacant collapsing houses, streets in poor condition, etc) and on the emotional state of it's inhabitants (narcissism, social anxiety, paranoia, etc). Typically people are generalized into a vast and generic group called "strangers" and these strangers are often ignored completely (by other strangers) in order to keep the city running efficiently and problems associated with poor behavior suppressed. The only time strangers interact with each other is when one stranger offers another stranger a service or something that the other stranger needs or wants.
Examples of Social Decay:

Stranger A: Would you like a bag for your food?
Stranger B: Yes

Stranger A: Would you like to help out the homeless today?
Stranger B: No

Stranger A: Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?
Stranger B: Sure

Stranger A: Can I sit here?
Stranger B: I don't know man, it's too hard to tell!

Other Examples:

People that are afraid to leave their apartment because of fear of strangers.

People that feel they are eroding but only as an expression of what they see around them.

The overall and overwhelming sensation that everything is collapsing and must be destroyed to start anew.

A car on fire.

Police shooting protestors.

Gang violence.
by Tamed Animals January 9, 2012
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social drunkanomics

the study/art of a group, 2 or more persons, cooperating together to recover from a time frame of an inebriated state, which includes finding items lost or left behind in various places during said time, piecing together events and/or cleaning up the aftermath; not all of the group members must have been under influence nor present during said time
They had to use social drunkanomics to find the car.
by AunTime October 5, 2010
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Social Directumator

One who sticks their nose up everyones' ass and calls themselves social co-ordinator.
The mayor is playing the role of social directumator tonite , he knows everything about everyone.
by Beardedbee April 18, 2017
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Social Distawank

Wanking at the window at any sign of real females
Loose Women wasn't doing it for Miguel so he had to go to the bay window for a social distawank
by lefthandleo June 3, 2020
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