Snooki'd

To get sucker punched by someone twice your size, most likely a guido, after you've had one drink too many and thought it was okay to basically tell him that you're glad their dog died.

The first person to get "snooki'd" is none other than Snooki from MTV's Jersey Shore, who while insulting a guy at a bar found the guy's fist squared in her face.

I heard this girl at the bar tell her boyfriend that she was leaving him for his brother. Needless to say, she got snooki'd.

by SAFSAYSNJROCKS December 9, 2009

snoofing

Snoof (Selfish New Object Orientated Flirtation)
(Noun) to analyse resources and be questioning with the objective of critical evaluation and / or personal gain
(Noun) one who snoofs

Snoofing
(Verb) the act of a snoof.

Snoofing
(Verb) Technical: the act of to capture unauthorised Wi-Fi packets, by sniffing around Wi-Fi networks for personal gain

For example snoofing,
1. The act of seeking out and adapting a good solution from existing service providers.
2. To view real estate to compare and contrast with a similar real estate.
3. To view fittings, fixtures, furniture, contents and owners lifestyle, for critical assessment.
4. To view fittings, fixtures, furniture, contents and owners lifestyle, for possible future criminal activity.
5. To rummage through personal property seeking items to sell for profit.
6. To rummage through charity shops seeking items to sell for profit.
7. To window shop, seeking potential bargains and lower costs
8. To capture Wi-Fi packets, by sniffing around Wi-Fi networks for personal gain (see Wikipedia listing)

by Alan Lee September 27, 2006

snoopinader

In videogames, to guard a target with a live grenade, so that if you cannot defend it, the grenade will kill whoever killed you. Usually used as the the last player in a match.

You need to keep them busy for 10 seconds, or snoopinader it as long as you can.

by birdmanccc November 18, 2020

vanilla snooki

Any pale white girl that gets drunk and gets into trouble. Made famous by Ralph Garman on KROQ Kevin and Bean show

Christina Aguilera, the hot mess she has become since her separation, was arrested tuesday morning for being drunk in public. She should now be referred to as vanilla snooki.

by cmolle97 March 18, 2011

snooki feet

a girl with dark feet who has bright ass nail polish on her toes!

Girl:"I shouldnt have picked this color nailpolish."
Friend:"Why not?"
Girl:"Cuz my feet are so dark that this nailpolish looks super bright,so now i have snooki feet!"
Friend:"Uhh dayummm! You aint playin giiirrrl!"

by sdeezymf! August 4, 2010

snoaking wet

Wet to the bone from rolling around in the snow or getting pummeled by snowballs.

Spring skiing was awesome, but damn we were snoaking wet by the end of the day!

by Frogman Tim January 18, 2009

Snoopin

When your surfing the internet, likely social websites, going through other people's pictures, information, and/or status updates.

Jimmy: "Yo Tim I was snoopin the web today and I saw your girl was kissing a bunch of dudes."
Tim: " Mother fuck"

Hal: "Nah I ain't doing nothing. Just snoopin the web yo"

by DarthMewtwo88 February 1, 2013