Salt Lake Sneak Attack

When you get a girl really drunk and while she's bent over vomiting you ravage her from behind.

Dude, last night Karie was hurling her guts out so I pulled the salt lake sneak attack.

by Salty Joe December 19, 2008

sneak attack dirty sanchez

same as a dirty sanchez except, instead of sticking your finger in her ass, you stick it in your ass to catch her offguard therefore, making it a sneak attack.

My girlfriend hates it when i give her a dirty sanchez so, i hit her with the sneak attack.

by thenek July 14, 2004

sneak attack dirty sanchez

it is when you and your partner are having anal sex, when upon climaxing, your partner sticks his finger in his own ass and wipes it on your upper lip while your climaxing, therefore "sneaky".

"Oh Bob"

"Oh shit"

by iamgay March 23, 2005

sneak attack ass shaft

wrecking someone's anal cavity by surprise and/or stealthily

mr. g (with his beautiful and voluptuous hair) was bending over teaching jade math for the 3rd time, when nick came out of the ceiling tiles and sneak attack ass shafted him

by B.E.T west side November 12, 2011

The Salt Lake Sneak Attack

(V.)When you get a girl really drunk, and she is throwing up in the toilet (crouched in front of the toilet bowl), you sneak up on her and penetrate her vagina with your penis. Do this without any forewarning (why it is called a "sneak" attack)

Harry- "Dude, I got Jenny sooooo drunk the other night. She was throwing up in the toilet and I gave her the Salt Lake Sneak Attack!"
Evan- "Dude, what do you mean?"
Harry- "I gave it to her doggy style when she was throwing up, I didn't even warn her!!!"
Evan- "Wow, that really IS a sneak attack!"

by SlimNug89 December 17, 2008

Red Dragon Rodeo Sneak Attack

The act of doing a girl doggy style, slapping her and talking shit to make her angry, then grappling her like a vice all the while continuing to fuck her raw from behind. Then, pulling out, spitting on her back (pretending to have let loose the bazooka) further grabbing her head and forcing deep throat. Then, ejecting the bazooka in the throat and saying something funny triggering the white dragon. Then, BAM! punching her in the face, thus, completing the Red Dragon Rodeo Sneak Attack.

"My girlfriend broke up with me as soon as I completed the Red Dragon Rodeo Sneak Attack."

by Igorius Christo April 17, 2008

sneak attack kiss

When being kissed by surprise in a non-terrifying way but in a romantic way.

“Jennifer didn’t want to kiss me in front of everybody so instead i used the sneak attack kiss method. She loved it”

by daddy.daniel December 9, 2017