snausage

A male who seems to be pre-disposed to veer any conversation towards a discussion about sausage, and/or its consumption.
"Kevin, did you see that football game on TV last night?"

"I caught some of it... I was eating sausage pizza while it was on... the wierd thing is that I came to the conclusion that there is no such thing as too much or too big of a sausage."

"Damm man, you have some kind of sausage issues."
by turgid_bologna August 15, 2003
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Monkey Snausage

A person that is just gooning around so hard, that the word goon is not enough. So you call them a Monkey Snausage, or Monkey Snausagelet
Bro, that dude has been Monkey Snausageing around for the past 3 hours. He's the biggest goon!
by Libby Herr November 19, 2014
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snausage party

etymology: a play on the term sausage party, substituting snausage for sausage

function: noun

a party, group or other gathering comprised mainly of female-to-male (FTM) transgender people
Santa Cruz, what a snausage party!
by Elliott October 01, 2005
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Snausage Shot

A short alcoholic beverage invented in Scottsdale, AZ.

First, mix up 2 parts vodka with 1 part snowcone sauce/syrup ("Snauce"). Then pour into a shot glass made out of a hollowed-out sausage.

Slam it and chase with the sausage (Don't forget to chew).
Whoa dude, you need lay off the snausage shots and clean up your vomit before I kick you out onto the street.
by Rob Roberton July 21, 2008
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Snausage fest

This is similar to a sausage fest which is a gathering, club or party attended primarily by men, however a snausage fest is attended by ugly men
This place is a total snausage fest, not a hottie in the club.
by fffrick June 08, 2018
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omg snausages

The great uncapped's catch phrase. Usually used to compare the awesomeness of one thing to snausages.
by uncapped August 10, 2003
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Jack Snausage

A penis of large proportions
That girl was asking for it all night so I gave her the jack snausage.
by crockett July 17, 2012
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