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Chuck: My snapshot failed.
Pat: It snapshotted.
Jeff: Snapshat.
by 2bitspush February 26, 2014
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faggot snapshot

When a guy poses for the mirror and takes pictures of himself with a camera or his cellphone (typically with his cellphone). These guys normally take off their shirt and take a picture of themselves to attract higher level of queers. It is very commonly seen on myspace,facebook, and other social networking sites. Guys who faggot snapshot of themselves are known as queer baits.
I have a six pac and I want to show it off to all the ladies on my facebook. So I became shirtless and snapped some so-called "hot" pictures of myself in front of the mirror. The next day, I attracted a shitload of queers and all the girls lol'd at me.
by BenchMax345 November 30, 2011
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Snapshitting

The act of taking photos of yourself while taking a shit and sending said photos to others.
"Man, I'm tired of Justin snapshitting me."
by nametaken1986 November 9, 2013
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Preppy Rich Kid Snapchats

Snapchats of spolit bratty kids rich lifestyle, that is trended on social media platforms like twitter. Often involving dissappointment through:

1. Incorrect colour of item.

2. Wrong Product (or brand/label)

3. Wrong Car Manufacturer (e.g "I wanted a Audi" meanwhile their parents bought them a lambo)

Other snapchats invlove luxuries, doing ordinary stuff with expensive objects/equipment (for e.g support a chair with an iphone), doing wealthy activities or calling average people peasants.
These preppy rich kid snapchats really do degrade mankind.
by Jam3s_B0nd July 15, 2014
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Snapstitues

Snapchat prostitutes, girls Who strip and show off there body's on snapchat to try and increase there snapscore or attract attention
All these snapstitues begging the ting

Grizz have you seen the snapstitution in our generation
by BigGrizz2K16 August 29, 2016
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Shopshits

The intense, unrelenting urge to defecate the second one starts shopping at their favorite store.
No sooner had Beckham opened Skaters Monthly magazine at Narnes & Boble Bookstore than the shopshits came barging in, driving him to bathroom way up on the third floor, ruining his first moment of relaxation after a hard week.
by JazzyKDog April 5, 2021
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faggot snapshot

Any person of the male species who take a photo of themselves in an attempt to seem superior. The ultimate goal is to let others perceive them as being above the average person, but the actual outcome is one of being called a faggot and losing man points.

This includes photos where the subject is posing without a shirt on, wearing non-prescription spectacles, looking upwards to the right or left, doing the " The Thinker" pose or a combination of any previously mentioned examples. Because real men do not do things like this, as they know that they are the alpha dog.
"Dude, Josh posted another photo of himself alone in his room, pretending to be studying or something. And since when does he wear glasses? I hate it when he posts faggot snapshots"
"Holy crap, what a faggot. I really want punch his face in, but I don't hit girls."
by Nedla93 June 9, 2013
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