SOPAthetic

the US government.

What? Our government is preventing us from accessing our own internet for "piracy" reasons?

That is SOPAthetic.

by That Certain February 5, 2012

sympathetic advice

Advice given by someone who is either gay, or metro - which later results in becoming gay.

Elton John gave me some good sympathetic advice.

by Some1jlkkhds January 26, 2007

sympathetic

A feeling that is felt for those who have slept with somebody who is way below their level.

I'm so sympathetic that you slept with Jane. She weighs like 250 and is 5'6. You drank way too much dunkel dude. In fact you were dunkeled.

by Jackelope January 13, 2007

Simpathetic

A writing trope where a scorned lover is supposed to be sympathetic to the audience, but comes off as a Simp.

F. Scott: Gatsby is a disillusion lover
Audience reading the book: So, he is Simpathetic?

by Pineappleman684 September 8, 2020

sympathetic pat on shoulder

A gesture that declares you a poor person stuck in an unforgivable hole that you cannot get out of and also implying that people watch you from afar, wishing they could help, wish your problems will subside, but will never do anything for you. Oh, well.

Guy 1: Dude, I just I'm failing two classes and I don't have time to be at work and at school.
Guy 2: Dude... I failed a class once. I was never good at P.E. *Sympathetic Pat on shoulder*

by MasterNaz February 9, 2014

Sympathetic Vagina

One who cares for the plight of the penis, but also fucks shit up and kicks people's asses, ninja style .

i'm a sympathetic vagina, but please...that guy needs his ass beat...ninja style!

by Sympathetic Vagina March 6, 2005

sympathetic transgenderism

sympathetic transgenderism is a lesser known phenomenon in which the friend of a transgender person may experiment or toy with the notion of being transgendered themselves. this person may do this to better understand their friend, or better understand their own sexual identity. sympathetic transgender people may experiment by wearing clothes opposite to their usual gender assigned attire, joining trans pride parades and using genital prosthetics.

girl 1- i caught jane in the bathroom with a fake penis and a binder.. what's her deal? she's not trans, is she?
girl 2- nahh, she's just experiencing sympathetic transgenderism. she wants to understand what jon is going through.

by vms February 26, 2015