Smurf Account

A alternative account (usually for gaming) that one can use to hide from people/pwn noobs/not be messaged 1 million times in a game.

NoobPwnRoflStomp9001 : Hey d00d u wanna play in match with me? i the best

Some guy : Sorry man, I gotta go feed the cat... *logs smurf account*

by CraDieN March 6, 2011

Smurf Her Tits

To lay out in the sun topless until the nipples turn a blue-purple color when they are sun burned.

Guy 1: Dude, what is that in her shirt?
Guy 2: I dont know, but it kinda looks like her nipples
Guy 1: Oh, she must have smurf her tits.

by the charlie January 17, 2009

Smurf cat

We live, we love, we lie

smurf cat.

by KinFiction September 18, 2023

smurray

n. a small pouch of fabric used to snugly encase the male genitalia (frank AND beans) while surfing, restricting the testicles from retreating into the body cavity
plural: smurries or smurae

origins: Early polynesian canoes have been found with carvings depicting the tying of the smurray, a coming of age ceremony when boys are first taught to surf. The smurray was tied tightly and was believed to keep young boys confident that their first waves would not frighten them back to adolescence.

current use: popularity of the smurray, once limited to polynesian tribes and soul surfers, has risen dramatically in Panama and Southeast Florida seemingly alongside the of gay and pseudo-gay culture.

"Dude, that wave was scaryhuge, thank god I had on my smurray or my nuts would be at my throat!"

So Stefan, want to try on the new smurries i bought from the cute smurray botique?" "I sure do Terrence, I love the cute smurray shop up the street, I bought a pair of smurae there last week."

by Kenneth J Rockmoore March 12, 2010

Smurfhole

Dropping a heavy weight such as a large rock down the ventilation pipe of a Port-a-Potty while someone else is taking a dump. The splash will paint their rear end with blue goo. Popular as a practical joke in the military, where Port-a-Potties abound.

Hey, Jim has been in the shitter for a long time, let's get a big ass rock and smurfhole that motherfucker!

by skinny79 August 9, 2010

Flat surface syndrome

When every flat surface, table, desk, etc in your house is covered with stuff. When a person automatically fills up ANY clear space on a flat surface with clutter.

"Man have you seen Alma's room? She obviously has a sever case of flat surface syndrome."

by nealisms November 4, 2011

drowsy smurf

you roofie a chick paint her blue and have sex with her

I totaly gave that ho a drowsy smurf

by the saggy waffle October 27, 2011