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smidget

A small person. ie. small + midget = a smidget. Originated in a grade 8 class in Ajax Ontario from a boy named John to a particularly short girl named Nicole. The name stuck and eventually became somewhat of a nickname for her. It was also later used as a "camp name" 3 or 4 years later when she was a camp counsellor. Some times spelled "smidgette". It is also sometimes shortened to "smidgie".
"Our counsellor smidget, she really liked to fidget and we didn't know what to do" "Smidget, get in my backpack!"
by The Little Nicky July 24, 2008
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Smidget

nickname for a person the first name of Smith and is also very short for his or her age; has multiple other definitions; this definition originated in Southern Mississippi in a 6th grade science class in Hancock County Middle School
His nickname is Smidget.
by realsmidget86 February 24, 2011
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slidebite

A large obese liberal idiot, who looks remarkably like a frumpy middle-aged lesbian.
wow, this basil guy is a total slidebite
by wryvern July 20, 2008
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Smidget

A smushed midget- usually used as an insult
Friend 1:OMG, did you see how short she was?

Friend 2: I know right, what a smidget!
by Maddi P November 25, 2011
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slidebite

A.) A giant, mythical, dickless sloth that lurches through the sands of Hockley looking for blowjob accidents.

B.) When one pops a cap and the gat snaps back.

C.) Accidental scraping of the penis during a toothy inexperienced blowjob.
A.) And so Slidebite journeyed on, past wal-mart to the edge of the free world... searching.

B.)Ow cabron! My hand got major slidebite from poppin' a cap in an SA on the South Side.

C.) DAMN cabron! this girl she slidebite mi pepe.
by terraasymmetry March 30, 2008
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smidget

A person a little taller than a midget, a smidge over a midget (in fact), but not quite a real person (148cm - 155cm)
Damo - Have you met Malone...the new short stop, he's a midget!
Gavin - Nah Bro, he's taller than that! He's a SMIDGET
by Short Cunt September 20, 2014
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Smidget

A person in bare feet, carrying their kicks, whilst walking home from last night's party.
Shotgun sees a drunk girl and tells the driver to ease up:
Yo, check this bird out, she's waaaasted!!!

Driver - yells out the window: You look like a fuckin Smidget!

Shotgun starts singing to Lil Wayne's tune 'A Mili' - 'A Smidget, A Smidget, A Smidget, A Smidget'
by kiordz August 20, 2009
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