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whoever smelt it dealt it

A rhyming phrase used to accuse the person who first brought up the subject of someone in the room having farted as being the culprit themselves.
Bob: Guys, who farted?
Tom: Whoever smelt it dealt it.
by Stoppppppppppppppppppppppppppp December 14, 2017
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He who smelt it dealt it

Usually said by a boy in a group of boys after one points out the smell of a fart. This is used to accused said one who smelled the fart of farting it.
Also, this is usually said by the one who really dealt it.
*Person 1 smells a fart*
Person 1: "That smell!... who was it?"
Person 2: "He who smelt it dealt it."

//it was person 2 who dealt it
by abagadol June 22, 2014
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Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted!

When things totally go wrong for you. Screwed over; a bad time is coming.
Oscar: You just lost the game for us dude!
Jason: Simonize my Sideburns I'm Smelted!
by Butt-Face Magee August 22, 2018
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Smelt Fish

An essentially worthless fish that Democrats are horny for.
Did you hear that Gavin Newscum let California burn because of a smelt fish? Sad! What a loser.
by HonestyKing3 January 9, 2025
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Smelted

Smelted - smelt and smelled put together for a less confusing word
Kayla: "I walked around the corner earlier and it literally smelted like weed"
by Definatelylesbian June 8, 2022
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smelting

One that often gets so deep into his/her lies that when they tell them to multiple people, there are different details
just the other day i caught my bitch smelting to me
by Smelton November 4, 2016
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Smelt

When you lick a bitches ass and rub her clit at the same time, effectively melting her to grt to the gold.
“I went out with this Guatemalan dwarf the other night and I smelted her for 20 minutes.”
by Jazzy Monkey April 2, 2023
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