whoever smelt it dealt it

A rhyming phrase used to accuse the person who first brought up the subject of someone in the room having farted as being the culprit themselves.

Bob: Guys, who farted?
Tom: Whoever smelt it dealt it.

by Stoppppppppppppppppppppppppppp December 14, 2017

He who smelt it dealt it

Usually said by a boy in a group of boys after one points out the smell of a fart. This is used to accused said one who smelled the fart of farting it.
Also, this is usually said by the one who really dealt it.

*Person 1 smells a fart*
Person 1: "That smell!... who was it?"
Person 2: "He who smelt it dealt it."

//it was person 2 who dealt it

by abagadol June 22, 2014

Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted!

When things totally go wrong for you. Screwed over; a bad time is coming.

Oscar: You just lost the game for us dude!
Jason: Simonize my Sideburns I'm Smelted!

by Butt-Face Magee August 22, 2018

Smelt Fish

An essentially worthless fish that Democrats are horny for.

Did you hear that Gavin Newscum let California burn because of a smelt fish? Sad! What a loser.

by HonestyKing3 January 9, 2025

Smelted

Smelted - smelt and smelled put together for a less confusing word

Kayla: "I walked around the corner earlier and it literally smelted like weed"

by Definatelylesbian June 8, 2022

smelting

One that often gets so deep into his/her lies that when they tell them to multiple people, there are different details

just the other day i caught my bitch smelting to me

by Smelton November 4, 2016

Smelt

When you lick a bitches ass and rub her clit at the same time, effectively melting her to grt to the gold.

“I went out with this Guatemalan dwarf the other night and I smelted her for 20 minutes.”

by Jazzy Monkey April 2, 2023