The smash and dash

The act of smashing " having intercourse " with a random, Giving the said random a cream pie, so the chances of pregnancy are high, giving them a fake name, and sneaking out early the next morning after the deed is done, to avoid any possible responsibility for your actions, because you're a lowlife piece of shit

Bro, last night I did the smash and dash, on the bitch I met at the bar last night, The best part is I gave her a fake name, now she's going to be a single mother, "bro that shit is hilarious "

by Harry ballsak August 21, 2018

Beaver dam smash and dash

When you dip out after fornication and take their kayak

Aiden did a beaver dam smash and dash on my cousin Paisley

by Beaver dam Department of Memes August 16, 2025

dash and smash

To leave your friends (four horsemen) for a made up excuse to smash girls

You dash and smash us again brah?

by ap1590 August 8, 2017

Slash Dash

verb – the act of going to the toilet to urinate, especially if one is considerably desperate.

"I'm bustin', I gotta go for a slash dash"

by Magic Mungo May 15, 2010

Slash Dash

A quick run to the toilet in a limited timescale situation.

DJ's sometimes play long sets. I put on long mix, line up the next tune and make a dash for the urinal. A 'Slash Dash'.

It could be used in other situations where there is a short time for the toilet visit: a break in a long meeting, between tasks on a timescale project like filming, between cue's in a show.

by davegroove October 28, 2010

Slash N’ Dash

When some ass at the eBay Global Warehouse in Kentucky cuts through your package with a box cutter before repacking it for international shipping.

Mark: Hey I heard you got that old iPod from the US delivered today!

Dave: Yeah, but it got the old Slash N’ Dash treatment.

by DankPods February 21, 2020

Stash and dash

I don't know why but sometimes a dealer will leave free weed in a secret location and his customers basically have to race to go get it and who ever gets it gets it

Yo the dealer just hit me on snap he said he dropped an 1/8 at the park you wanna go see if it's still there it's prolly that gas this is a stash and dash

by 420Bignigga May 27, 2018