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sloopy gilligan

When one uses one's big toe (right or left should work in an equally fine manner. Just choose your favorite!) to penetrate the anus of his or her partner.

Both big toes is called a coconut creme pie.
"If Steve really loved me, he'd bake me a long, jagged coconut creme pie until the early hours of the morn', but he's just been passing me the sloopy gilligan for like, two weeks. Guess I'd better kill myself. *raises noose*"
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Sloopy Joe

When you take a jackulent in a hamburger bun and leave it in a humid environment for 6 to 9 week until it looks like old clumpy milk. Then put it in the toaster oven and enjoy
dude thats not a sloppy joe its my sloopy joe

F**K
by Mrr. Friend September 30, 2010
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sloopy pirate

A sloopy pirate is when you're getting head from a girl and then you cum in her eye so she can't see.
-Dude what happened to Suzie?
-I gave her the sloopy pirate.
-Nice!!
by Big Ern 3 September 7, 2007
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sloopy joe

A sex move in which you produce diarrhea between a girls ass, ass fuck the girl, then smack both the ass cheeks together. Both the diarrhea and the blood from the ass fucking represent the meat from a sloopy joe, the girls ass cheeks represent the buns, and the smacking of the ass cheeks together is just funny.
My hands are smelly from that sloopy joe i gave that bitch.
by Ryan Vezina April 30, 2007
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sloopy baritone

The act when you have many girls ejaculate into a baritone, then playing, making a wet sloppy sound.
Last night I invited 5 girls over to do the sloopy baritone.
by BornXeno September 2, 2016
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Sloopy Baritone

The act of having 5 or more girls come to your house, take a piss in the bell of a baritone, then you play it, making a wet and sloopy sound.
Luke: Hey man last night I did the sloopy baritone, with Kelsey and 4 of her friends.
by BornXeno June 16, 2016
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sloopy witch

A slight offset of the term "stupid bitch" sounding more appeasing to the ear. Ones face can also become sloopy, as if their face is drooping down & their eyeballs seem to fall off their face.
"Get over here you sloopy witch!"
"The man who's face was ripped off by chimpanzees, he now looks like a sloopy witch."
by The sloop god April 12, 2017
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