hang on sloopy

A hang on sloopy is a turd that doesn't want to be detached whilst its being laid. Made famous by the McCoys in their 1965 song "Hang on Sloopy", detailing a turdtastic sexual encounter with poo the lead singer had earlier that year.

Annotated original lyrics are below:

Sloopy lives in a very bad part of town
(His ass, of course.)
And everybody yeah, tries to put my Sloopy down
(Who wouldn't? Sloopy is a turd.)
Well, Sloopy I don't care what your daddy do
Cause' you know Sloopy girl I'm in love with you
(Part scat, part fecaphiliac incest.)

Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on
Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on
(He's laid his Sloopy, but it's hanging on his ass. He can't shake it off.)

Sloopy let your hair down girl, let it hang down on me
Sloopy let your hair down girl ,let it hang down on me
(Observation that the Sloopy has hair in it. Vile.)

Come on Sloopy, Come on Sloopy
Come on, come on
Come on Sloopy, Come on Sloopy
Come on, Come on
(A masturbation reference?)

Well it feels so good
Come on, Come on
You know it feels so good
Come on, Come on
(Revelation!)

Well, Shake it, Shake it, Shake it Sloopy
(...flush!)

I had a hang on sloopy last night and beat myself off something wicked.

by Angry Bob January 6, 2004

International sloopy toopy day

Give a tall guy, with curly hair a sloopy toopy. Why? Because you should just do it.

If he eats you out you better be sucking

International sloopy toopy day

Just suck it

by The Big better man April 14, 2021

sloopy

When your dick gets soft and limp prematurely, usually before sex.

Michelle: Yo, you down to fuck?
John: I'm afraid my dick is too sloopy.

by Vastas February 20, 2019

sloopy witch

A slight offset of the term "stupid bitch" sounding more appeasing to the ear. Ones face can also become sloopy, as if their face is drooping down & their eyeballs seem to fall off their face.

"Get over here you sloopy witch!"
"The man who's face was ripped off by chimpanzees, he now looks like a sloopy witch."

by The sloop god April 12, 2017

Sloopy

An acute medical emergency requiring an immediate and advanced emergency medical workup, where a patient has a sudden onset of sleepiness and loopiness all at once. If one experiences a state of sloopiness, they should be rushed to the nearest trauma center and taken directly to the OR for STAT neurothoracotomy.

Brent: damn dawg, I feelin sloopy...

Matilda: Oh word? Pass that sloopy to the left....

by bootyclap189 November 10, 2017

Sloopy

Sloopy was a colloquialism used in cuba around the 50's and 60's toward women that you would walk by, generally in the street.

A guy walked passed a woman in the street, and said "Hey Sloopy, how are you doing?"

by Tathakadabuda October 8, 2017

SLOOPY GOOPY

An abundance of mud or sloop that is in youre path to greatness, if you step in it, it sloshes around your feet and toes and creates a really goopy mess. It isn't harmful just very unfortunate It is usually Insited by seeing something wet and gloopy on the ground. You want to avoid it while pointing and yelling SLOOPY GOOPY as loud as you can to let everyone in surrounding areas know to avoid.

I was spun the fuck out at summer camp from boofing a gram of K that I almost dropped my nitrous tank in the SLOOPY GOOP.

I proceeded to yell SLOOPY GOOPY, to help Any other spin out wooks in the area know to avoid when buying glue.

by SPUNWOOK69 February 2, 2025