slonk

to swallow greedily

per the oxford english dictionary in a tweet from 2013

really need someone to slonk my shit rn stupid style

by theudefinerr April 27, 2023

slonks

Clothes that you wear when relaxing (not pjs or clothes you normally wear out)
Comes from slonking
Clothes inlude joggers or relatively loose fitting, comfy clothing

"I've got my slonks on"
"Gonna go put some slonky gear on"

by bubblemint December 26, 2022

Slonked

Drunk to the point where you are on the ground in a tired phase of spinnyness.

Me: Damn bro you were wayyy out of it last night
You: Yeah my dude you were slonked lmao.

by Sam5927 September 7, 2017

Slonked

A result of excessive activity causing one’s ability to function to be limited; some cases falling over and falling asleep

Addie was slonked after the 4th of july party!

by EllaL173 August 14, 2022

Slonk

To violently hit something

When I fell over I completely slonked my head on the ground

by AverageSizedEgg February 3, 2024

Slonk

It is now a verb meaning swallowing greedily.

SOMEONE COME SLONK MY DICK

by Llama2.0 March 2, 2022