Shlonking

The act of smoking, eating, or otherwise consuming low to mid-grade marijuana.

"Matt's over there shlonking mid again. Payday must not have come yet."

by Scientia_Dei January 30, 2022

Future Slowking

A person on your team who fucks up the whole game by getting hit by a car or any hittable, thus making the three people have to carry him. e.g Left 4 Dead 1 / Left 4 Dead 2. -Skilled <3's Scanty

Why didn't you dodge that car? You're such a future slowking (slowking)

by Skilled April 18, 2011

Slinking

The act of ejaculating into your own hand and throwing it at another person for sexual gratification.

Janice loves Steve slinking on her tits.

Dave slinked all over his girlfriends face

by Squirrel Lord 83 August 28, 2013

Swonking

Transy University.
The act of putting your dick in a chicks ear.

So I was swonking this chick the other night and there was an abundace of ear wax on my dick.

by Chris Shain/ JJ Tulbs/ Nick/ Swonk/ Bitter December 4, 2004

Slinking

The word has multiple meanings and tends to be thrown around a lot. It can be used in the following context:
a. when a person is with another person
b. when somethings tends to swish awkwardly up and down
c. when someone is being sneaky

a. I heard she was slinking around with Garret the other day
b. My track spandex are slinking as usual
c. I saw some infants slinking around in the woods today

by santa anna April 30, 2008

Slanking

To drink Alcohol and have fun on the streets. Usually around or near a shop that sells Alcohol.

"Are we going Slanking tonight"
"Let's go for a Slank"
"Everyone is outside Slanking"

by Slanker_Dom January 15, 2014

slonging

A long and slow version of any activity, usually achieved by someone slowing down on purpose.

Coach: Jason! Stop Slonging the play!
Jason: Sorry Coach!

by Phillazy April 13, 2018