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Slap the dimpled balls

Hi Roger, do you slap the dimpled balls?
by GeoffTheDevourerOfWorlds March 4, 2019
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Slap the dimpled balls

more commonly known as golf. go up to a friend and ask them if they slap the dimpled balls for a good laugh. hope they don't grab yours.
person 1: "hey, do you slap the dimpled balls?"

person 2: "what the fuck? why would you say that to me?"

person 1: "i'm talking about golf, man."

person 2: "oh."
by doesNOTtakeituptheass June 6, 2023
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Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls)

A game where 3 people stand in a line and another person faces them all. That one person then gets to slap one person, lick another and fondle with the last person's genitals, breast or vagina.
Watch tosh.o on Comedy Central, and then you will know.

Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls)
by Flogendorf July 24, 2012
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Balloon Knot Slap

Being hit in the face with a tied used condom full of semen.
Hey Pete, I can't believe your dad balloon Knot Slapped me last night!
by Toneage February 17, 2020
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Slapball

Slapball is a game played by two or more people where the object is to keep the ball in the air for as long as possible. The perfect ball size is about the size of a tennis ball and squishy or foamy. The group stand in a circle and the ball goes wherever except for the floor. You can have as many touches as you want but don't be greedy! To start the game a serve ball is hit like in volleyball towards one player and staying inside the circle. Most often the ball is slapped with palm of hand but sometimes a skill move is played with anyother part of the body. At this point it is customary to shout "SKILL" to boost players ego. Another term is a Bob ball where a serve ball is hit way out of the circle. It is then customary to shout "BOB".
"Andy I have the slapball!"
"Excellent lets play." Bob, Tuna, Andy, Jack, Lizzie, Holly, Mike and James all get in a circle....Bob takes the serve and...20metres out the circle goes the serve..."BOB!"
They start to play again and Andy chests the ball then kicks it to Lizzie "SKILL"
by Stowupland D of E November 8, 2008
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Slapball

Slapball is a game played by two or more people where the object is to keep the ball in the air for as long as possible. The perfect ball size is about the size of a tennis ball and squishy or foamy. The group stand in a circle and the ball goes wherever except for the floor. You can have as many touches as you want but don't be greedy! To start the game a serve ball is hit like in volleyball towards one player and staying inside the circle. Most often the ball is slapped with palm of hand but sometimes a skill move is played with anyother part of the body. At this point it is customary to shout "SKILL" to boost players ego. Another term is a Bob ball where a serve ball is hit way out of the circle. It is then customary to shout "BOB".
"Andy I have the slapball!"
"Excellent lets play." Bob, Tuna, Andy, Jack, Lizzie, Holly, Mike and James all get in a circle....Bob takes the serve and...20metres out the circle goes the serve..."BOB!"
They start to play again and Andy chests the ball then kicks it to Lizzie "SKILL"
by Stowupalnd D of E November 8, 2008
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