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SLamySAM

a very sexy human being that loves Pranking the shit out of people
Yo is that SLamySAM?
by Podeain balls September 27, 2022
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samosas

heres a recipe
Ingredients:

For the Dough:
• 2 cups all-purpose flour
• cup oil or ghee
• teaspoon salt
• cup water (adjust as needed)

For the Filling:
• 3 medium potatoes (boiled & mashed)
• cup peas (boiled)
• 1 small onion (finely chopped)
• 1 teaspoon cumin seeds
• 1 teaspoon garam masala
• teaspoon turmeric
• teaspoon chili powder (optional)
• 1 teaspoon coriander powder
• 1 teaspoon salt
• 1 tablespoon oil
• 1 teaspoon ginger-garlic paste
• 2 tablespoons chopped cilantro
• 1 tablespoon lemon juice

For Frying:
• Oil for deep frying

Instructions:
1. Make the Dough:
• Mix flour, salt, and oil/ghee in a bowl until crumbly.
• Gradually add water and knead into a stiff dough. Cover and let rest for 30 minutes.
2. Prepare the Filling:
• Heat oil in a pan, add cumin seeds, and sauté onions until golden.
• Add ginger-garlic paste, then mashed potatoes, peas, and spices. Stir well.
• Add cilantro and lemon juice. Mix and let cool.
3. Shape the Samosas:
• Divide dough into small balls and roll each into a thin oval.
• Cut in half, fold into a cone, and seal with water.
• Fill with the potato mixture and seal the edges tightly.
4. Fry the Samosas:
• Heat oil in a pan over medium heat.
• Fry samosas until golden brown and crispy.
• Drain excess oil on paper towels.
5. Serve:
• Enjoy hot with mint chutney or tamarind sauce!
go make samosas you hungry and lazy person
by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025
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Vag Samosa

Like an Alabama Hot Pocket but done by indian (desi) people
bhai I gave bhabhi a crazy vag samosa last night, it was crazy
by char_char_finks June 18, 2021
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Sir Slamsalot

(N.) A man of chivalry who is well versed in the art on penitration and is almost always granted access.
Sir Slamsalot over here is about to take her down to poundtown.
by Prometheus2010 January 22, 2026
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