Jeff schilling

To be a miserable prick who blames everyone else for his problems. To be emotionally lost in life, while blaming geographic location for your issues even though no matter where you are you will still be an ugly, closet drug using, douchebag.

Guy: I can't believe my car is wrecked, stupid tires got aligned wrong, the lines on the road were crooked, the guy came out of nowhere!
Guy2: stop Jeff schilling dude, you drove like a dick, it's your fault.

by Unclefester April 17, 2015

doom scrolling

Being unable to stop scrolling on social media. As in a doomed task for it isn’t productive. Can be positive and staying in touch with friends and family but unable to stop.

I didn’t get anything done today because I was doom scrolling.

by Dulced November 2, 2023

scrolling the ipod

euphemism for female masturbation.
Female version of "choking the chicken" or "waxing your wand."

Dude, you won't believe it! I walked in on Jessica scrolling the iPod!

by ozzymarz August 3, 2009

schillinger

Vernon "Vern" Schillinger, the Nazi on the TV show Oz. He burned a swastika into Beecher's ass. After a lot of abuse Beecher subsequently went crazy and took a crap in Schillinger's mouth.

Prisoner #92S110. Vern Schillinger. Convicted October 21, 1992. Aggravated assault in the first degree. Sentence: 8 years. Up for parole in 5.

by Bitcher April 8, 2004

scrolling blindness

In programming/computer science, refers to the effect of numerous exceptions being thrown in an application. The list of exceptions, often originating from one bug, makes it difficult to track down and forces programmers to scroll through a log of exceptions. Often the use of a logger will alleviate this problem.

Can also refer to a bloated log file of error messages.

It took twice as long to find the bug because our log file suffered from 'scrolling blindness'

by Nine-Ball November 8, 2007

skellington

Popularized by Jack Skellington from Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas, but also used in place of skeleton as seen in Scarygoround, a webcomic by John Allison.

Yikes, I just saw a walking skellington!

by Izzabehr September 22, 2005

Dry Scrolling

When a woman can't find any porn that will turn her on.

Jenny spent the night dry scrolling because none of the porn she was watching made her wet.

by Mister_Ghillie March 29, 2015