beefy skewer

a thick veiny cock that sticks straight up horizontally when hard

"my mouth watered at his beefy skewer"

by seekk July 11, 2025

Skewering

When someone butts into an existing conversation and won’t shut up. Usually not taking the hint that they are interrupting.

Tom is really drunk, he’s skewering his way into everyone’s conversations.

by Ladywolf69 February 5, 2020

Skewering

Skewering is the act of urethral sounding while simultaneously having a butt plug in.

Oscar was skewering in the bathroom again.

by Jack Shit April 20, 2023

Banana Skewer

The ultimate sex move which will instantaneously demolish any pussy.

Girl 1: what happened last night

Girl 2: he absolutely crushed me it was so amazing when he did the banana skewer.

by Nutter.The.Bread.And.Butter October 16, 2018

Rusty Skewer

When you hold a dildo in your mouth and place the end in a man's ass pushing it in and out. While he jacks in sync with the dildo penetration so it looks like the dildo is going straight through him with his jerk off motion.

Man I got Tim off so hard last night. We did the double d for an interesting session of the old Rusty skewer.

by Dank devil dick September 12, 2017

Italian skewer

having sex in the olive garden and you shove a bread stick up a girls ass and then forcing it down her throat.

gave my waitress the Italian skewer last night.

by notaguineapig November 7, 2022