Siri

Siri is a personal assistant that will answer just about anything— developed by Apple Inc.

you could ask so many things, like...
*Where's the next McDonald's?
*What movies are on tonight?
*How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

I talk to Siri a lot just to see what she says. I sometimes wonder if there's someone behind a screen responding to everything I say.

Me- "Siri, are you a virgin?"

Siri- "I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't answer that."

Me- "I knew it! You slut!"

Siri- "Language!"

Me- "Uh... hello, welcome to the twenty-first century, Siri."

by Zoelly9000 September 28, 2014

siri

someone who is SIRIUSLY HARDCORE IMHO

lol siri

sirius dies

by hay thear October 8, 2003

siri

An abbreviation originating from Sirius, the "dogstar", currently used to define followers of the hyped up Sirius Satellite radio, featuring off the hook programming from Eminem.

Sanam and Tony are complete siri's, they constantly checking that dam stock!

by c-nasty slim December 5, 2004

siri

1.(v)to be afraid of dogs. 2.(n)one who is afraid of dogs.

It's just a cute little puppy. Stop being such a siri.

by tarmis September 6, 2004

siri

a bitch ass phone that doesn't do what is programmed to do

hey siri say hello to alexa
siri:…
alexa:…

me; screaming: HEY SIRI SAY HELLO TO ALEXA

siri: adding alexa to your cart
alexa: ?
me: throaws the phone into the firepit lights the fire then throws it out the window
alexa: playing senrorita

by hatman definitions May 31, 2021

Siri

Siri is a built-in "intelligent assistant" that enables users of Apple iPhone 4S and later and newer iPad and iPod Touch devices to speak natural language voice commands in order to operate the mobile device and its apps.*Note that intelligent is in brackets.

"hey siri"

by dontyoudare December 25, 2015

Siri

If not the personal assistant in your iPhone, a chick with a strangely long upper body.

- Who is that girl with the long torso?
- That’s Siri.

by swedishbitch April 13, 2022