kyle simmons

Kyle Simmons is the keyboard player for the alternative/ indie band Bastille. He is amazing and humble, probably the funniest in the band. He loves cats, as seen on several shirts he likes to wear. His mustache/ beard combo is something to die for, it's his trademark in the band I think(Although Dan often has a beard/ stubble, and Will's is more like stubble.) He is currently dating Janna Bartlett. He's very friendly with the crowds at their concerts, and loves what he does. He's hilarious, supportive, talented, and without him Bastille just wouldn't be Bastille. Definitely my favorite member in the band.

Person: Hey, you're going to the Bastille concert tonight right?
Stormer: Yeah! I'm so excited to see them! I'm going to try to stand by Kyle Simmons so I can say hi. He's very friendly, he'll probably wave back!

by BastilleStormer March 29, 2016

Simmons

When a person in a group a dissapears at random a moment with no clue to where they have dissapeared to or how long ago they left.

where has he/she gone? He/she seems to have done a Simmons

by richandrhys January 25, 2010

Richard Simmons Gay

Richard Simmons Gay is an adjective used to describe something that is horribly, flamingly gay. Like a guy wearing leather chaps with his bare ass hanging out.

This phrase is not meant to be homophobic, so it should only be used to describe something that really is blatantly homosexual in nature, like Richard Simmons.

Oh my god, that is gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, Richard Simmons Gay.

by dex007 June 4, 2004

Greed Simmons

A nickname for the most rudest, greediest, cheesiest, most arrogant cock in the music business, the one and only you wanted the Greediest, while you got the Greediest, the biggest douche bag in the world; GENE SIMMONS

I use to think KISS was cool; that was until Greed Simmons started marketing the KISS name and logo with just about everything under the Sun; I am surprised there isn't a KISS Hemorrhoid Cream on the market.

by Kazzy Mayhem July 15, 2007

Richard Simmons with a Shaved Back

When ordering from In N Out Burger you may ask for a " Richard Simmons with a Shaved Back " , and receive a special ordered cheeseburger with fries on it. Asking for this animal style will also make it animal style, and asking for a " Double Richard Simmons with a Shaved Back " it will be a Double-Double cooked to these standards.

May I have a Richard Simmons with a Shaved Back please?

by IIIICON February 11, 2009

stanky simmons

1. smells like kero
2. oder like cigerettes and cheap cologne
3. loves his grammie
4. oils grammies feet reguarly
5. CAUTION*never light matches around*CAUTION
6

Damn that motha fuckas one "stanky simmons".

grammies vag smells like a gosh darn stanky simmons.

damn my trailer just fell down.... whata stanky simmons

by chucknorris is god March 28, 2008

Gene Simmons

A dude with a long-ass tongue.....

Carlos: Dude! Check out my tongue! *sticksout 6" tongue*
Peter: Dude! You are such a Gene Simmons!!!!

by CGGCrevalle November 12, 2009