Sinking Ship

A phrase used when a business is doing poorly due to lack of sales or bad management

Jim : Our store is becoming a Sinking Ship you need to kick it up a notch or I may have to replace you!
Chad : Even though I pleasure your ass with my dick I still might lose my job?
Jim : Yes I would miss our tickle time but your time may be limited with our company!
Chad : I guess it may be time for me to abandon this Sinking Ship!
Jim : I just hope your replacement has a 14 inch cock as well!
Chad : Yeah good luck with that!

by SlopNChop May 18, 2017

I ship it

When you imagine 2 people would be good together in a relationship, so therefore you "ship" them.

"I ship Andrew and Claire".
"OMG, I totally ship Chris and Taryn".
"Jessie and Steven? I ship it".

by Catlover2312 June 21, 2015

shipper angst

Contrived and torturously convoluted writing of a TV show’s characters’ relationships, done simply for the sake of interjecting more ‘drama’ into the series.

Shipper angst typically includes elements of lose, conflict, jealousy, and both real and perceived infidelities, that adversely affect and influence the thoughts and actions the show’s characters. While these elements are standard ingredients of good drama, their overuse is unmistakable evidence of the kind of hack writing that reduces TV series drama to mere melodrama.

I stopped watching ‘Battlestar Galactica’ in the middle of the third season. I just couldn’t stand watching any more of that silly shipper angst.

by AuntyMouse April 10, 2009

Shiphrah

Shiphrah is an amazing person who loves to smile and laugh and make others smile. Even if you are down she will motivate you to look on the bright side. BUT if you use her or get on her bad side, you are digging your own grave she wouldn't hurt you (if you don't touch her) she will just make you feel miserable without even doing nothing. She is the most generous person in the world and would do any thing for the people she loves. EVERYONE NEEDS A SHIPHRAH IN THEIR LIFE!

"Shiphrah is my best friend she stood up for me the other day."

by MWLSITRBAD January 18, 2020

cock ship

the thing in ram ranch 85 where all the niggas cum from

40 naked niggas coming aboard the cock ship

by Tremp_Steks September 21, 2019

Shipping crate

Shipping crate is an insult towards dodge trucks with cummins engine in it. The insult is that dodge trucks suck and there only good for there Cummins engines. The truck is the shipping crate and the cargo is a Cummins engine.

Person 1 “eh look it’s a stupid shipping crate”
Person 2 “what that dodge truck there bud”
Person 1 “yeah that shipping crate”

by Scorchedw4ffle September 27, 2019

Shipbaiting

When the author of a work places characters in potentially romantic situations with the intent of teasing of the audience. Nothing ever comes of these situations.

Mike and Bryan were totally shipbaiting the audience with the trailer of Katara hugging Zuko.

by ButterscotchLion January 14, 2009