shurious

a combination of "sure" and "serious"

guy: did you know that it's national banana day today?
girl: are you shurious!?

by jdevoto September 8, 2009

shuriken

Ninja Throwing Stars.

"I smuggled sum Shuriken in from Japan."

by Diego August 30, 2003

shuric scan

some idiot shared a .veg link and now 5 year old kids names “shuric scan master klasky cspou” use their pirated version of vegas pro 16 to make these trashy hells that shouldnt exist on youtube

john : hey wanna see my shuric scan veg
jessica : shut up were breaking up kid

by among us in real life sus sus September 8, 2020

Assembly-safe Shuriken

Any small but dense food item served as an hors d'oeuvres at a wedding; the Spinach Vomit-bomb is the most common type of Assembly-safe Shuriken. Since there are always dozens of these left over when the cocktail hour has expired, mischievous guests load their pockets with them, then fling them at annoying guests - which is hard to spot when in a room with 225 people. Typical victims include annoying mother-in-laws, the guy who showed up in the white tux with a pickle stashed in his underpants, and that annoying aunt who manages to interrupt every dance and photo opportunity to get her ugly flowered dress and $10 Wal-Mart sneakers into the frame.

"Aunt May was being a total douchehound so I pegged that bitch in the head with an Assembly-safe Shuriken. Now they can get the wedding party photos done while she combs crumbs out of her hair for an hour."

by JustAnotherGuy March 15, 2010

shurigan

another name for the sharingan off naruto

man he used his shurigan and wooped his butt

by joseph reeves December 9, 2008

sharique

So hot and dreamy

I found Sharique

by Hellomydudes May 1, 2018

shurik

A bad game from Borat similar to baseball. They take dogs, and shoot them in a field. They then proceed to have a party.

shurik

by PCGF340 October 18, 2008