shoot and shit

In the bathroom, you achieve ejaculation as you take a shit at the same time.

Man, last night I was in the bathroom for hours! I had the best shoot and shit of my life.

by XxCrazyBitchxX January 26, 2018

Shooting the shit

The process of sitting around and talking for a lengthy period about absolutely nothing important.

We were at the card shop for like four hours shooting the shit about absolutely nothing.

by withad34 January 25, 2020

shooting the shit

A hard-line extremist approach to clearing dog shit from the streets involving firing off a six-shooter at random turds, scoring points for every piece of shit shot. Each competitor has 36 bullets and ten minutes.

I was shooting the shit until the cops busted my ass for shooting a dog wile sitting and its' enraged owner. I'm getting 20 to life.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

shooting the shit

The act of spending time enjoyably, yet unproductively, with one's peers.

Fred is over at his cousin's house shooting the shit with family members.

by 1Spectre4U October 31, 2003

shoot the shit

Something rednecks do when they are hunting. They drive around in a pick-up truck until they find a spot on the road where another hunter took a shit. They know it's human because there's toilet paper on it. They shoot at the shit to watch pieces fly into the air, then go back to drinking.

What are we gonna do if we don't see any animals, shoot the shit?

by cilicat February 17, 2010

shooting the shit

Talking the talk, much like chatting but more manly. The shit being the gossip.

We were just shooting the shit in Starbucks and he pulled out his gatt.

by Badboy October 30, 2003

Shoot The Shit

It's a thing that true men do. It ussaly involves two men getting some shit(poop) and shooting it.

Father: Son today I'm going to make you a man.
Son: How?
Father: We're going to Shoot The Shit...literally.

by Weirdo Sheep September 6, 2016