the act of a rubbish person doing anything rubbishly, or embarassing.
'holy mother of jesus i've only gone and done a shmuel moppet'
'rik waller? shmuel moppet more like!'
'holy mother of jesus i've only gone and done a shmuel moppet'
'rik waller? shmuel moppet more like!'
'someones done a shmuel moppet' (as the smell of poo poo fills the air)
'have you seen that rubbish olephont costume, the designers a right moppet, its embarassing really, i mean blooming hell its really very crap,
'have you seen that rubbish olephont costume, the designers a right moppet, its embarassing really, i mean blooming hell its really very crap,
by adinosaur December 15, 2009
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Can be used as an insult when a fat Jew won't stop talking.
Can be used as an insult when a fat Jew won't stop talking.
by Fronkos June 2, 2021
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an ass. simple. manipulates every living being to get what he wants. lacks all respect. and only cares for himself. it may seem as if he cares for others like girls or a best friend but really because it benefits himself. His revolting being.
Sam enjoying his day with with his girlfriend
ring ring
shmuel: Yo pick me up in ten minutes.
Sam : im with my g
shmuel: well dump her and pick me up i want beef jerky
Sam: Ill be back in an hour
a whole eternity later after shmuel manipulated Sam to bullshit for him...
the G left sam
thanks Shmuel for pulling a shmuel and fing everyones lives for your own satisfaction.
ring ring
shmuel: Yo pick me up in ten minutes.
Sam : im with my g
shmuel: well dump her and pick me up i want beef jerky
Sam: Ill be back in an hour
a whole eternity later after shmuel manipulated Sam to bullshit for him...
the G left sam
thanks Shmuel for pulling a shmuel and fing everyones lives for your own satisfaction.
by LocaIsAnUnderstatement May 24, 2018
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A Viscous liquid, defined as a comforting mental flow to calm anxieties. Excreted overtime and could result in a mess if dried up.
The thicker the Shmuel Juice the browner the liquid.
When Shmuel juice gets stuck to skin hair or clothing, the only effective measure is to discard it and surgically remove the affected area if it is viscous. If the Shmuel Juice is clear or slightly yellow, mix 3 drops of chlorhexidine gluconate with warm soapy water and treat area with solution by gentle scrubbing for 5 minutes. Works on all surfaces!
Never attempt to Self operate
The thicker the Shmuel Juice the browner the liquid.
When Shmuel juice gets stuck to skin hair or clothing, the only effective measure is to discard it and surgically remove the affected area if it is viscous. If the Shmuel Juice is clear or slightly yellow, mix 3 drops of chlorhexidine gluconate with warm soapy water and treat area with solution by gentle scrubbing for 5 minutes. Works on all surfaces!
Never attempt to Self operate
Jimmy: What's that on your shirt?
Tom: OH Shit! I got Shmuel Juice on me
Jimmy: Damn bro, your not getting that out for weeks!
Tom: OH Shit! I got Shmuel Juice on me
Jimmy: Damn bro, your not getting that out for weeks!
by TheOGtruthteller January 11, 2024
Get the Shmuel Juice mug.Describes a very specific type of male. One who is usually blond but not always. The defining feature of a Shmuel Chase is someone who acts much older than their age, seemingly perpetually stuck in the 1930s. Shmuel Chases will often be seen with an open book or pining after a blond who was taken by another male.
The word has American origins, but the overall etymology is unknown.
The word has American origins, but the overall etymology is unknown.
by levitating man April 3, 2024
Get the Shmuel Chase mug.Describes a very specific type of male. One who is usually blond but not always. The defining feature of a Shmuel Chase is someone who acts much older than their age, seemingly perpetually stuck in the 1930s. Shmuel Chases will often be seen with an open book or pining after a blond who was taken by another male.
The word has American origins, but the overall etymology is unknown.
The word has American origins, but the overall etymology is unknown.
by levitating man April 3, 2024
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