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Shling

Derived from the word shlong (a penis). The word shling is an insulting term for an exceptionally small penis. The word was popularised by a former girlfriend of the amateur musician, Ted Hamer who ridiculed his ludicrously small member. Little wonder that he spent those long nights alone playing with his organ.
You call that a shlong! It's more of a shling!
by Ted Hamer June 21, 2004
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Shling

When you have a tired body by nature.
A lot of tall basketball players are shling because there shouldres are hanging and they look tired.
A perfect shling body is tall, skinny and a tired looking face. Maybe a haircut that is not on point.
*Shling guy walking by*
Friend 1: 'Tht guy looks tired man, and damn he's tall.'
Friend 2: 'Shliiiiiiinnngggggg'
by EminCyyyy December 12, 2017
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Shling

His shling was so thin I thought it might pierce my uterus
by Geoscrewes September 29, 2019
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Shling along

Slang term for slinging penises along.
Guess what! I had some tasty shling along this weekend. He can really pound it!
by Sickygnargnar January 4, 2022
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Shling

Damn that girl’s got some shling bling
by ppnopp June 15, 2022
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Acting the Shling

Acting the Shling
To act like a fool.
Similar to "acting the mickey"
Clare was really acting the Shling when she saw Shawn.
by Shling May 11, 2008
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