sprung like a slinky

The state of one having been undeniably bitch slapped by love. You can often spot an individual in this condition by the constant sighing, bouts of self doubt, glazed look in the eye, random goofiness, and the doodling of hearts in their trapper keeper. Please note; the more that one protests that one is not in this condition, the more likely it is that they actually have it pretty effing bad.

Girl 1: "Where'd he take you on your date?"
Girl 2: "Red Lobster."
Girl 1: "Girrrl. He sprung like a slinky."

by Dr. Mel April 20, 2010

slinky

Toys that were metal but are now plastic and not nearly as cool.

It Slinky, It's Slinky
the favorite of girls and boys.

by rastavirgil October 12, 2006

Shrinky dick

A penis that is a fairly good size when erect, but embarrassingly small when not.

I dont like to wear speedos because I have a shrinky dick.

by Jake1210 November 10, 2007

slinky

Adj: Slutty and kinky. Right Ke$ha!???

Adj: To be sexually whoreish, yet slightly awkward when being so

Dang.... she is so slinky. or Her slinkiness caught my eye.

by modishlyhip November 2, 2011

slinky

A person who is generally worthless, but will bring a smile to your face if they get pushed down the stairs.

James Dobson is a slinky.

by Wadatah September 14, 2005

slinky slant

An asian person who is skinny and clever that causes trouble just for the enjoyment.

That slinky slant raised the test curb to high for me to pass the test!

by Doctormistersexy January 25, 2011

slinky pussy

A slinky pussy has only two qualifications:

1.) It unfolds (re: "Roast Beef Curtains")
2.) It stinks

That sluzzo Kayla has a slinky pussy bro. That shit's got layers unfolding and smells like a cat's lunch.

by SchizoTheory May 23, 2014