shitwist

a shitty twist, a twist or swerve in a plot that is unsatisfying or makes poor logical sense once the initial shock of the twist occurring has worn off

Most of M Knight Shyamalan movies in with a shitwist that make them unfun to watch again.

by Lupin Saiko April 24, 2019

shittist

1.) a person who shits his/her pants a lot
2.) a person who makes use of fecal matter with sex partners
3.) slang for an idiot

i heard that kid was a shittist

by Whipshock July 23, 2003

shitistics

The mathematical process by which one or a group measures the quality and size of their shits. A way to compare shits between competing friends/enemies. There is an average shit for humanity, as taken by Jesus Christ unto St. Peter's face (the Holy Shit), and shits greater than or less than the Holy Shit is measured by standard deviation in terms of chippermonkeys. Shitistics apply to size, girth, smell, denisty, color, and toilet clogging ability. Shitistics are measured by a neutral arbiter in a "who took the biggest shit" dispute.

Jason: Shit dude, I took a huge shit this morning.

Matt: What are the shitistics you shithead?

Jason: Size: 1.2 chippermonkeys, Girth: 3.8 chippermonkeys, Smell: 2.8 chippermonkeys, Density: -1.9 chippermonkeys, Color: 0.2 chippermonkeys, Toilet Clogging: 10.0 chippermonkeys.

Matt: I guess thats a decent shit.

Jason: Shit, I had to buy new socks.

Matt: Tell Craig to come measure the shitistics on the deuce I just dropped.

by Cream Puff69 October 13, 2012

shit list

Usually happens at work sometimes at home , upon doing something wrong or just straight up not doing it at all.

hey-why is the boss so pissed off at you today?

I forgot to do what he said yesterday ,now iam on his shit list.


husband-I told her they didnt have that kind of shampoo at the store ,she dont beleive me now iam on her shit list.

by troubledemon March 30, 2009

Shit List

People who you think are crap and/or retarded.

Brandon: Hey I have a date with you ex girlfriend tonight!
Shane: Your totally going on my shit list.

by JudoKick200 July 19, 2011

shitfister

One who fists in the ass, especially after ones partner has not wiped after a shit

That Underwood is a real shitfister

by gek of Arabia October 9, 2004

shitlittle

shitlittle- a shitty person , place , or thing . it can literally be shitty , or figuratively shitty .

“Look at that shitlittle with the shitlittle dicc !”

by amourellaaa May 9, 2018