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shitshong

Nobody is quite sure of what shitshonging actually consists of apart from those who do it,these people are part of a secret society called gingers. It is a sort of secret hi5.
Martha I will shitshong the life out of you
by shitshonger November 8, 2010
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shitstain

A shitstain is a person who is so useless that they are less valuable than the stain left in your underwear when you fail to wipe well after taking a shit.
Codi is nothing more than a shitstain on society's boxers.
by ambador2 November 19, 2016
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Shitstabber

Gay Sex.
When a male inserts penis up the others bum.
I Love A Good Shitstab.
Or
I Heard He Was A Shitstabber!
"No Way!"
by MOLLii3 X August 26, 2007
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Shitsta

The most recent (retail release in January of 2007) operating system produced by a large, well known and incompetent software company - also known as Microshite. Prone to the usual stupidities and incompetencies that this company are renowned for churning out. As the food is to 'MacDonalds' they represent the same for software - lowest common denominator, also known as Garbageware or nuffware.
An unfortunate who uses MS product (or is forced to, due to the platform used in the workplace): "....just loaded the latest version of Microshites OS, and it's really giving me the Shitsta!"

"...man this Shitsta is real 'dogware', just keeps crashing and screwing up my data, who's the 'Nuffer' that made this crap anyway!...."

"..so, BG gives the Shitsta to the world, as his departing gift upon leaving Microshite..."
by Dr Yort June 12, 2008
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Shitstand

The act of doing a handstand and taking a shit. Prefferably in or around a bathroom. Defying the very laws of nature and gravity itself. For support legs can be planted on the adjacent wall.

The only reported case was in a rural town, by a boy named Jay. No video evidence has surfaced, only eyewitness accounts of a few friends and confidants. Speculators say such an act is not possible, but that's for you to decide.
Odd thing happened today, went into the bathroom and saw some guy's hands on the floor under the stall and his feet peaking over the top. From all the grunting, I think he was doing a shitstand.
by Jay McGorty February 5, 2009
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shitarang

A worthless ex that keeps trying to come back into your life.
The shitarang messaged me again last night trying to hook up.
by TripG January 23, 2020
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Shitstained Balls

An act of anal sex where the female (or male) has not used an enema before intercourse and purposely tries to defecate at the same moment of penetration, thus resulting in fecal lubrication of the rectal cavity. Continued sexual intercourse causes the excrement to eventually engulf the entire penis and testicals of the man. A position usually done in "scat" movies.
Jim paid Jane $400 extra to give him "shitstained balls."
by Slagwurm September 7, 2008
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