shit out of luck

When a request or problem is described, this phrase is used to tell the person that what they need or are requesting is simply not possible/available and probably won't be in the near future. An "urban" variation of "out of luck".

Jill: I'd like to borrow your bike so that I can go down to the grocery store.
Jack: Sorry Jane, its got a flat, you're shit out of luck.

by James McKey March 9, 2006

beat the shit out of

To beat up really, really badly. It's like nearly dying. But worse, because you lived.

I'm gonna fucking beat the shit out of him.

by King Roiben July 24, 2007

blow your shit out

to punch someone really hard in the face, especially the jaw. Phrase is mainly used in the ghetto neighborhoods of Detroit, MI.

John: "Hey, Jerry, guess what? I fucked yo mama."
Jerry: "Nigga say that shit again and I swear I'll blow your shit out."

by DetroitKid August 16, 2014

You would fuck the shit out of my cousin

A meme generally used as a joke preferably on perverted white African Warlord.

Being a meme my cousin can be swapped out for anything.

YOU WOULD FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF MY COUSIN!

by Gzoom August 6, 2016

slap the shit out of

When someone is trying to play it cool and make you look like stupid.
Someone is trying to fool you and take advantage

Stop acting like a fool. If you don't do your job I swear I'll slap the shit out of you.

Hey, is Bryan dating your ex?
Yeah, I think he is. Im going to slap the shit out of that fucker

by Bedterror 69 July 12, 2016

Shit out of luck

To be utterly fucked with no escape. See ending of Dead Pool for more info

Harry Callahan-"You're outta bullets...And you know what that means, you're shit out of luck."

by Beef n chips November 21, 2009

shit out my balls

A phrase used to express frustration.

Shit out my balls. I woke up with a dildo in my ass again.

by MSHUAH July 4, 2009