shem

1. Male whose style consists of a shaved and usually dyed and spiky haircut with earrings and comes in one of two forms...

large muscles with tight shirts

skinny with oversized baggy shirts

2. Shaved Hairstyled Earringed Male

This party is a shem fest, let's bail.

by P.A. January 23, 2005

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Get the shemmug.

shem

the combination of a "she" and a "him", someone that you cannot tell what sex they are

Look at that shem over there dancing.

by April Keeping January 25, 2004

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Get the shemmug.

shem

a scumbag, lowlife or degenerate.

I was walking down the street and I saw that shem that owes me $40.

by rayjay October 4, 2004

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Get the shemmug.

half a shem

Shemo is Italian for idiot, embarrassment, crazy person. So to be a half a shem the worst form of shemo, your not even adequate enough to be considered a fully functioning shemo....your just half a shem.

"My friends left me at the concert stuck with no ride and I was standing there like half a shem"

2) Guiseppe Carlino

"My friends left me at the concert stuck with no ride and I was standing there like half a shem"

by Marco Marandola July 20, 2017

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Get the half a shemmug.

Shem-Shield

The ultimate defense with the effective range of 148cm. Due to the quality of the sheild, the user will be protected from anything ranging from wood splinters to an armageddon sized meteor falling from the sky. The sheild must take the brunt of the attack in order for absolute protection to the wielder to be granted.

It is also light and easy to carry. Please keep in mind that as a shield, it will break with repeated use. However, it can be reforged again and again. Make sure you never leave home without one~

Defend me my Shem-Shield!

A: My Shem-Shield is amazing. I totally thought Godzilla was going to kill me back there.
B: I know right! I can’t wait to get a Shem-Shield of my own!

by GeAa September 15, 2018

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