Sheffield jet wash

When your shaging a fat bird and she puts you off that much that you fake orgasm and give her a full bag of piss

I pulled this fat bird last night, she was so fat I had to fake an empty and give her a sheffield jet wash

by Junction 31 service center October 15, 2019

jacob sheffield

A stinky gay kid who likes booty

Jacob sheffield was so gay he made gay the new everyday

by Lil Lellow October 27, 2019

Brooks of Sheffield

In Charles Dicken's "David Copperfield", Mr. Murdstone refers to David as "Brooks of Sheffield." This is a play on words using the verb form of "Brook" meaning "to endure" and David's home town, Sheffield. Mr. Murdstone is interested in David's mother, but sees him as something to be endured, or put up with.

I took the
opportunity of asking if she was at all acquainted with Mr. Brooks of Sheffield , but she answered No, only she supposed he must be a
manufacturer in the knife and fork way.

by The Fool of Emmaus March 9, 2009

Sheffield United

Biggest club in Sheffield and Yorkshire. Gods club, supported all over the world for their fantastic football and winning ways.

Sheffield is red and white.

*Do you support Sheffield Wednesday?
**nah their tinpot wankers, I support Sheffield United, like everyone should
*cheers pal I will too and I’ll tell my mates about them
** no problem, biggest club in Yorkshire

by Sheffield Lad February 20, 2020

Brooks of Sheffield

An imaginary character in the novel David Copperfield by Charles Dickens. Mr. Murdstone refers to him while talking over little Davy's head to his friends about his pursuance of Davy's mother.

"Quinion," said Mr. Murdstone, "take care, if you please. Somebody's sharp."
"Who is?" asked the gentleman, laughing.
I looked up, quickly; being curious to know.
"Only Brooks of Sheffield," said Mr. Murdstone.

David Copperfield, p. 27

by english_lit_mistress July 31, 2006

Sheffield United

literally translated from the welsh origin, sheffield united means shit pot and bramall lane was built by nazi communists in 1994 and of course, bramall means not as good as sheffield wednesday in german.

-been to bramall lane recently?
-yeah, what a bag of wank.
- Sheffield United all over really.

by GAZISGREAT January 18, 2009

Sheffield United Fan

A scummy piggy bastard who is are jealous of his own rivals.

Person 1 - 'ur a right sheffield united fan aint ya!'

Person 2 - 'snort snort squeal'

by sheffieldlad July 23, 2011