Milf in sheep's clothing

New version of the old saying "Mutton dressed as lamb", and is a play on the old saying "Wolf in sheep's clothing."

Gives reference to the woman being a cougar while dressing as a skanky teenager to appear less predatorial and more attractive to her unsuspecting prey; hot young males.

This disguise can sometimes be successful at getting them closer to their game, or they can just look terribly tragic.

Dave "Whoa, look at her..."
Andy "Mate, stay away, she's a Milf in sheep's clothing."

by Pterodactyl1 September 2, 2010

Sheep's Blood

A holy ambrosia enjoyed by the fraternal gods. Made up of part Everclear, Hawaiian punch, Sprite, and a few drops of blood from a sheep, this concoction should prove detrimental to sobriety. Sheep's blood has often been found to aggressively impair one's judgement, as well as melt the garb of any female to drink it straight off of her body. Dunderhead's may refer to this brew as "Jungle Juice," but these imbecile's are gravely mistaken. Sheep's blood will fuck ya up.

RS Jr: Hey man, will you pass me a cup of that sheep's blood?

Brett: You mean the jungle juice?

RS Jr: Fuck you Brett, get the fuck out right fucking now!

by weener6190 September 20, 2010

Charlie Sheen Syndrome

possible cure for Charlie Sheen Syndrome is to take 2 and a 1/2 pills of Ashton Kutcher medication or AK meds once a day.

Dude 1: I hate my freaken boss! He suffers from Charlie Sheen Syndrome.

Dude 2: Give him a dosis of AK meds every 24 hrs or before if needed.

by nov_orchid November 15, 2011

Hog In Sheep's Clothing

A fat girl that thinks she is hot.

Dude, that chick is a pig, but, I think I could get her.

No way, man. She is a hog in sheep's clothing. She thinks she is too good for you.

by Woo Yeah Nester September 23, 2010

Four sheep's feet

Synonymous to "Fo sheezy", or "Fo sheezy ma neezy". Often used in a more formal setting. Also used to confuse.

Johnson! I need those Q4 results in my office by noon, got that!
Four sheep's feet sir!
What?!?

by zard0z November 3, 2006

Sheep's foot

Sheep's foot is when a male wearing only black dress socks performs pelvic thrusts causing the penis to slap up and down. This is done in an effort to entice a mate but typically produces the opposite effect.

Last night while I was trying to pee, my husband gave me a sheep's foot to the face. Needless to say, he did not get ass.

by Mary's lamb January 3, 2011

sheen-shame

The embarrassment and shame one feels after listening to anything Charlie Sheen has said.

Regretful feelings for having any interest in Charlie Sheen.

I unfollowed Charlie Sheen on twitter, but I still suffer from sheen-shame.

by sheisewe March 23, 2011