sheared peen

A circumcised penis

Girl: Truth or dare?
Guy: Truth.
Girl: Are you circumcised?
Guy: If by circumcised you mean that I have a sheared peen, then yes.
Girl: Oh awesome, you want some head?

by Thicc Yeet November 12, 2019

Litney Spears

Substantially more than the normal amount of ‘lit’

Guys, we’re getting Litney Spears tonight!

by Georgina McInnes October 10, 2018

money doesn’t talk, it swears

A subjective evaluation of the truth about money which is that it maintains violence, social aggression, deprivation of many, and mass cruelty.

Bob Dylan coined the poetic line, “money doesn’t talk, it swears,” in his iconic song, “It’s Alright, Ma.”

by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020

Sears

The store that is hoping for a come back. But will not. They are too far gone. And how are they not bankrupt yet. Because they should be.

Sears the dead store.

by Rainbow_Creeper3 January 17, 2017

Britney Spears

American National Treasure.

Britney Spears along freedom, bacon and pancakes are the most precious national treasures!

by PopGuru August 24, 2015

britney spears

a badass bitch who needs to be free!! #freebritney btw
she’s worked so hard for what she has to only get it taken away from her by her “team” and her dumbass father jamie spears. she loves her children, she loves her friends and family (mostly), and she LOVES her fans!! she is a woman who absolutely needs her life back and we’ll (the b army) keep fighting for it!! this shouldn’t be a debate, it’s a life we’re talking about and it’s the legendary ms britney spears for god damn sake! let our queen b go and let her live!!
#FREEBRITNEYJEANSPEARSNOW !!!!

we love you and are fighting for you brit <3

britney spears

did you see britney’s latest post on instagram?
oh yea um she’s not well rn.

by no bitches allowed October 2, 2020

Chodie Shearer

When your Chode gets hard for your 8th grade science teacher

I just got a Chodie Shearer when I saw my sexy 8th grade science teacher

by Jeffery Epstein June 29, 2021