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satphone

Short for 'satellite phone'; a communication device that is mightier than the more common cell phone which every 5 year old chick now has.

These phones communicate with satellites in space using an abnormally large antenna instead of those ugly towers that have sprung up everywhere in the past couple of years.

Satellite phones are typically larger and more rugged than the ordinary mobile phones that peasants use. They are also more expensive to use and are known for their poor battery life.

They don't work so well inside buildings and are therefore unpopular with urbanites who would rather settle for a piece of shit iPhone but are an essential part of daily life in the backarse of nowhere.
Some douche called my satphone to bitch at me for hitting on his girlfriend. The call cost him so much he's filing for bankrupcy now.
by Dankoozy October 22, 2008
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snartphone

a ghetto smartphone that 'corrects' your words to be misspelled, even though the word was spelled correctly to begin with.
"...you know I'm always up on your Facebook status lol on my 'snartphones' 'ftw'..."
'smartphone' was changed to 'snartphone'
'wtf' was changed to 'ftw'
by sillygirl#001 November 21, 2009
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Smartphone dead leg

The loss of feeling in the legs due to prolonged smartphone use whilst sitting down, in particular on the toilet.
"Whoa candy crush just gave me mad smartphone dead leg on that last poo break!"
by Droobilicious August 21, 2013
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Smartphone

A device which is either touch screen or has a micro QWERTY keyboard, Touch screen versions are designed to open the wrong application at the slightest touch requiring you to then spend twice as long closing the application down thus wasting time.Also prone to being covered in finger prints.

QWERTY keyboard smartphones are designed for people with pins for fingers, anyone with big manly hands usually presses several keys at once.Designed to slow you down to be more precise.
Smartphones types:
Nokia C6-01, HTC Wildfire, Samsung Galaxy s and Iphone are touchscreen
Most Blackberry phones and a few Nokia and some Samsungs have QWERTY mini keyboards/pads.
by radiator dust October 8, 2011
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Smartphone Swirly

When you drop your phone in the toilet and the automatic flush activates before you can remove it.
Emily watched helplessly as her iPhone got a smartphone swirly in the office bathroom.
by t pot September 18, 2012
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Smartphone Beta test

A smartphone beta test is the practice of allowing people to test-run a particular model of smartphone (once confusingly named a smart phone) before it is ready for commercial use. The findings help to validate and further improve the smartphone’s features, functionality, usability, speed and performance.
150 million Americans have participated in a smartphone beta test.
by icicler August 14, 2012
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smartphoner

Someone who is addicted to their smartphone and belongs to the exclusive "I'm important and special" club where the person may feel they'll miss something extremely important if they don't look at the phone right this second. These people may possibly suffer from convulsions if they do not look at the phone the instant it makes a stupid sound. Generally these people always have the phone in their hand no matter where they are and will even struggle to do daily tasks because they can't put the phone down. It must be attatched to their body at all times otherwise they'll have major panic attacks.
*A group of people come into a restaurant, sit down at a table, and all of them immediately pull their phones out and start playing with them*
Me: *rolls my eyes* Typical smartphoners, can't even go two seconds without having to hurry up and get on the damn things.
by kowalewicz July 9, 2018
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