Shakespeare

The God of English Literature. He makes horror movie icons look like sissies and dictators like civilians.

Dude 1:Man, reading Macbeth is much more eye scorching than staring at the sun.
Dude 2:I know how it feels. Shakespeare made Alexander the Great look like a panzy with his writing.

by Christopher Henderson January 19, 2009

Shakespeare

a twat who's only perpose on the earth was to anoy teenagers at school

Macbeth, Romeo and Julliet.

by Martin February 8, 2005

Shakespeare

A Dude who Wrote some of the most boring plays ever.He actually believed England was an ISLAND I mean what a Fucktard and his so called 'comedies' were about as funny as a kick in the Nads Totally Over Rated!

Shakespeare needs a Geography Lesson

by william the wallace April 17, 2006

Shakespeare

U know. The one guy... he wrote stuff.

1: it’s like it was written by Shakespeare!
2: who dat?

by The weird kid January 3, 2019

Shakespeare

Someone who slides in DM'S easily. If you try to talk to him he's going to ignore you because he doesn't fuck with nobody. He keeps it real and if he got something to say, he's straight up going to say it to your face. Your girl loves his mustache. He might be a uglyass nigga but yeah....she still loves his mustache😏😝.

Trey Songz ain't got nothing on Shakespeare. .....

by Shakezz April 16, 2017

Shakespeare

Someone who you can’t understand but read in english class anyways

Teacher: “okay class today we will be reading Macbeth by Shakespeare.”
Class: “ah shiet”

by Frythe May 10, 2019

Shakespeare

The unfunniest comedian that ever existed.

John: Here are some excerpts from Shakespeare's work, "A Midsummer Night's Dream"

*blah blah*

Jack: Wait.... They are funny! HaHaHa... NO.

by Doppelgangergang January 22, 2009