Shakespeare

An amazing guy whom English teachers love to rape for some reason.

If you think Shakespeare sucks, its time you changed your English teach!

by Facebookeshwaridebi February 9, 2012

william shakespeare

Wrote plays such as Romeo and Juliet, Julius Ceasar, A midsummer's night dream, Macbeth, Hamlet, Merchant of Venice, and the Temptest.

"To be or not to be, --that is the question:--
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?"

-- From Hamlet (III, i, 56-61)

by random May 13, 2005

shakespeare

v. \ˈshāk-ˌspir\ To invent, or otherwise put a new word into practice.

Dude, I just shakespeared the word lesbianesque!

by th1138 August 20, 2010

Shakespeare Dump

When you go to take a dump and it is very loud and violent sounding yet nothing has come out. It is full of sound and fury; signifying nothing.

I am so upset. I thought I had to deuce but it turned into a Shakespeare Dump - it was loud and gross sounding, but nothing came out.

by Roostafa March 31, 2010

Call me Shakespeare

A phrase that is said after having executed a play to gain an advantage over your opponent.

Call me Shakespeare cos I make da playz.

by rolique November 19, 2014

William Shakespeare

Hated by English students worldwide.
He is supposed to be the greatest playwright to have ever lived in spite of being in dire need of a spell check.

WARNING: Shakespeare may be safe or even beneficial when consumed in homeopathic quantities, but can cause permanent brain damage in larger doses.

William Shakespeare: Much Ado About Nothing.

by iMacThere4iAm November 6, 2008

spittin' shakespeare

talking a lot of meaningless junk

I ain't paying no attention to that; you just spittin' shakespeare!

by THE FELLAS® September 9, 2016