Severance Lay

When, after ending a relationship, you have sex for the last time; either after they break up with you, or you with them.

"My girlfriend is moving out of town, so we're splitting up. I'm swinging by her apartment tonight to get my stuff and my severance lay."

by b34r May 21, 2009

Seeryous

Term that defines a situation as concerning, important, or extensive. It is similar to the adjective "serious" but is most often used sarcastically, to imply stupidity or pointlessness.

Teacher: "Alright students, I hope you studied for this test!"
Student(to other students): "Yeah, I did some seeryous studying last night."

Teacher: "Okay kids, time to take a test!"
Student: "You're seeryous, aren't you?"
Teacher: "Well yes, I am."
Student: "Hehe."

by M.C. Owl March 22, 2009

Semere

To become real: to become true or existent; to maintain identity of salient characteristics through propagation processes.

Lucy: what's the hardest thing to find these days?
Aaron: real people, everyone is fake nowadays , I wish they were all semere

by FlowerVase July 29, 2018

take several seats

When someone is doin' too much (or trying to hard) and just need to sit down somewhere and be quiet because they sound stupid.

Becky: *puts relaxer in her hair*
Becky: *is now bald*
Becky: I just wanted my hair to be straight
...Take several seats

by 😐😐😐😐 January 17, 2018

Bob Seger

Considered one of the best live performers ever. His ability to connect with the audience was amazing. Has been inducted into the rock n' roll hall of fame. Has had 10 straight and soon to be eleven straight platinum and multi-platinum albums, 19 Top-40 singles, nearly a million ticket sales during the '96 tour and nearly 50 million albums sold worldwide. He Has recorded 19 albums spanning nearly 40 years. He was born in Detriot, and only had regional success at first. By 1968, he had five Top Ten singles in the Detroit market. He was unheard of outside Michigan, Florida, Pennsylvania and a few other Midwest markets -- but in Detroit, his records outsold the Beatles. He has had one #1 hit and one #1 album. Has created some of the most beautiful music ever. A legend forever.

Bob Seger songs that will get you hooked: Turn the Page, Still the Same, Night Moves, Katmandu, Against the Wind, Old time rock n' roll

by Joey Morrison September 9, 2008

seker

means sugar in turkish

I would love it if you passed the SEKER.

by Abigail Seker June 9, 2008

Seera

Seera is a butt-kicking friend that won't let any bitches tell her what's right and wrong.

Y'all need a Seera in your life.

by Romefille September 7, 2021