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Make up sex

A dying tradition which is the main reason why many people are getting divorced
Person A: My parents fought and now they're getting a divorce
Person B: Did they have make up sex?
Person A: If they did would I be in this mess
by DaDapster April 26, 2010
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sex me up

Something you say either to a girl/guy, or randomly out loud in a group of people while closing your eyes, sucking air threw your teeth, moaning, and rubbing your nipples.
Math teacher: So if we take the square root of 23 we get....
Me: SEX ME UP!!!! (moans while rubbing my nipples)
by pimp daddy dollars April 9, 2005
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Wake-Up Sex

When whoever's in your bed can't get to sleep/wakes up and decides to penetrate their partner without warning. Often used in porn.
I can't get to sleep, I'd better have some Wake-up Sex
by ubersquirl August 18, 2012
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sex you up

Something you say when your going to fuck a girl or a guy.
Hey Sarah, Gil wants to SEX YOU UP.
by pimp daddy dollars May 13, 2005
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Top up sex

An unofficial form of prostitution where (usually a woman) has money added to her prepaid cellphone in exchange for sex. Used on the island of St. Kitts and possibly other caribbean nations.
"What's up?'
"Oh, not much, my girl dropped by for some top up sex earlier"
"How much did you give her?"
"20 EC"
by Ebonyks December 28, 2009
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sex me up

1) used when someone is so virginic looking that people/their friends must take it to the next level and sexify him/her. Sort of like dress them up but sex them up

2) like hit me up except like hit me up and we'll have sex
1) ex:

"omgg sarah dresses like a pilgrim, we seriously needa sex that chick up"

2)ex:

Krista: "So chris you still free tonight?"
Chris: "yaa"
Krista: "k cool, if you find yourself getting bored...sex me up"
by hateonitnowornever March 2, 2011
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Break up sex

Having sex with the intention of breaking up afterwards
Hey Jen how was the break up sex?
by Wolfwood August 27, 2005
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