by Lightly Frosted Potato September 28, 2009
sex.
by IhaveBeenNaughtySnapePunishMe August 4, 2009
Person 1: Severus Snape needs a haircut!
Person 2: Have some sympathy for the poor guy, he could have been the daddy to the boy-who-lived!
Person 2: Have some sympathy for the poor guy, he could have been the daddy to the boy-who-lived!
by Sevvie Snape May 1, 2011
by The Ravenclaw Seeker May 7, 2004
Severus Snape is my sexy lap-dog.
by *The one who stole his virtue* October 23, 2003
Severus Snape: Dumbledore never told what happened to your father.
Harry: He told me enough, he told me Voldemort killed him!
Snape: No, I am your father!
Harry: NOOOOOOO! Thats not true, thats impossible!
Snape: Search your feelings, you know it be true. Voldemort has forseen this, join me and we will rule the world as father and son!
Harry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Harry: He told me enough, he told me Voldemort killed him!
Snape: No, I am your father!
Harry: NOOOOOOO! Thats not true, thats impossible!
Snape: Search your feelings, you know it be true. Voldemort has forseen this, join me and we will rule the world as father and son!
Harry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by hgdslkhg January 27, 2011
the sexiest man alive (more handsome than gilderoy lockhart), he is clever, dark and mysterious and my husband.
by sophie January 2, 2004