september

a month were girls are more likely to give blowjobs.
during september girls will likely come to your house just to give u head

jessica: 'jake im coming over to give u a blowjob ok?'
jake: 'oh ya its september i almost forgot!'

by JKC[jake] May 22, 2007

Septembeer

The month of September, when the shrinking daylight and the beginning of school and work pushes people to drink more beer.

It's Septembeer! Fuck it let's have a beer

by Kraken of the night September 15, 2017

September 17

International NYC Day. 9/17 = Area code 917

“Do you know what day today is?”
“Tuesday?”
“No, what’s the date?”
“September something.”
“Close. September 17.”
“Cool.”
“And you know what September 17 is?”
“What is it?”
“International NYC Day. Get it?”
“No.”
“9/17. Like the area code 917.”
“Beautiful!”

by user1011001 October 17, 2022

September 14

Fucking best birthday day! If you were born on this day you better fucking smile right now because your fucking perfect and you should be proud

Ayyyy were you born on September 14, oh well then your a fucking prince/ princess

by UDIAFL October 28, 2019

September 25th

The day amazingly gorgeous people are born. Some weirdos too, but mostly absolutely gorgeous super models.

“Yo dude, that girl was born on September 25th”
“Ah now it makes sense.”
“What makes sense?”
“Just fucking look at her.”

by Kid who cares October 18, 2019

September 18

People born on this day stand at the pinnacle of society. Elites in every single way. You’ll always want this person as a friend but never as an enemy.

John: “yo Kevin is amazing! He’s so good at everything!”
Patrick: “I mean it makes sense, he was born on September 18 after all.”

by Defiiiner October 18, 2019

September 19th

The greatest day of all time
If you're born on this day you're truly special
Everyone likes you and wants to be your friend
Go thank your mom
And tell her she's a great woman

I really like everyone that was born in September 19th

by DanielisNarwhal October 15, 2019