sephora kids

noun,
those annoying 8-13 year old bratty girls who run rampant around sephora begging their moms for drunk elephant and glow recipe. these girls are all buying the same 5 products that are mainly for anti-aging purposes because of a “preppy” skincare trend on tiktok/youtube, they don’t actually know why they’re getting them

“omg why are all the moisturizer testers so messy?”
“must’ve been the sephora kids”

by rataclysm January 26, 2024

Sephora Stanley preppy

An audience from the age of 6-10 getting influenced by teenagers/young adults doing skincare, makeup, and having Stanley cups. Usually the shop they get the skincare and makeup is Sephora. They usually are extremely disrespectful and likes products that are horrible for their young skin. Usually acids and retinol.

*Young adult/teenager reaching for the last retinol drunk elephant product*
Sephora kid: excuse me? Is that the last preppy drunk elephant retinol sexy bumbum moisturizer? 😡
Young adult/teenager: um.. yeah?

Sephora kid: YOU BITCH ASS NASTY HOE THAT PROBABLY STRIPS YOU FAT SKANK WHORE SLUT BACK UP FROM THAT *hits with Stanley hard and breaks arm of teen/adult in question*

Teen/adult: OW YOU FUCKING PISSWORM! 🤬 HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS ANYWAY YOU LITERALLY JUST LEARNT HOW TO WALK YESTERDAY AND YOU JUST GOT UR FIRST TOOTH 😟
*sephora kid sees mom approaching*
Sephora kid: so can you please give last one? 🥺 if you don’t want to thats alright 😇☺️
Mom:oh isint she sweet?! * chuckle* She has so much manners!😁
Sephora kid: yeah I love to be nice 😇
Teen/adult: maam your kid called me a “ BITCH ASS NASTY HOE THAT PROBABLY STRIPS YOU FAT SKANK WHORE SLUT ”
Mom: MY DAUGHTER COULD NEVER SHES AN ANGEL 🤬🤬
Sephora kid: 👼😇
Sephora employee: that is a Sephora Stanley Preppy 😒😒😒

by divine 🤠 July 15, 2024

Sephora

A place where 9-12 year olds ruin skincare and testers and yell at workers and scream when they cannot get something

9 year old: MOM take me to Sephora!!
Mom: No samantha last time you broke 49 testers

by Livy the reezy March 19, 2024

Sephora Boyfriend

A boyfriend who will shop with you at Sephora even though it's not his thing, and support you the whole time.

Ex: Eric tried out 20 lipstick swatches on his arm for me. Such a Sephora Boyfriend. <3

by rachLlllll July 1, 2024

sephora kid

A girl between the age of 8-12. She most of the time has a Stanley and makes fun of the people who don’t. She goes to Sephora and buys drunk elephant. Most importantly she wrecks everything in sight by making “skincare smoothies” and breaking the testers of the makeup.

Omg my sister is such a Sephora kid!

by Nonbinary chicken February 22, 2024

sephora kid

Kids that go to sephora and ruin it for the adults shopping. They mess up the display makeup/testers and experience. Never buying shit!

"That lil punk is a sephora kid"

by Lilbahamamama January 15, 2024

seven year old sephora kid

skibidi toilet? wats that? we've moved on to trashing sephora and maxing out our mommys credit card on drunk elephant, retinol (we dont know what wrinkles are but we wanna prevent them anyway :)), and dior lipgloss 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

cleour: what the john- a prepubescent infant just bought 21 pounds of overpriced skincare 😭😭
billy: thats what we call a seven year old sephora kid dude

by sucks to suck 🤑 February 21, 2024