by Phil mahooters January 20, 2015
by CChart103 November 11, 2015
Masterbating, Having some quality time with yourself
by Thanksw4stoosh July 10, 2013
Created by a drunk Australian back in 2013. Taking a picture of your face and putting it online, which wouldn't be such a great idea if you're ugly. If you're ugly, you'd get comments saying "Damn girl you're ugly" and that would hurt your feelings. If you take 10-20 selfies a day, you're probably a whore, and or don't have much of a life. Today, people have their own stick to take their so called "Selfies". better used as a sex toy. I love to photobomb selfies. Girls hate it when I do that. I nearly got killed with a selfie stick for photobombing, I'd just say it was worth it. Anyways, selfie is when you take a picture of you and your face. With usually a cool background, but nobody can see the background because it's all blurry because the camera can only focus on your face. Sometimes, people take selfies with people, which complete defeats the purpose of a selfie. It should be called a "groupie" which is even more gayer.
I'm having a seizure and I'm dying on the ground, but first, Let me take a selfie. -Takes photo- *Dies*
by That random guy thing July 09, 2015
Originally used to refer to a picture of yourself, taken by yourself.
'Selfie' now refers to a picture taken by anyone at all with literally any amount of people in it, provided you (the uploader) are in it as well.
'Selfie' now refers to a picture taken by anyone at all with literally any amount of people in it, provided you (the uploader) are in it as well.
You: "el oh el cute selfie of me and my entire graduation cohort"
"Getting real tired of your shit Samantha"
"Getting real tired of your shit Samantha"
by Ahhhh Brock September 12, 2014
A form of mental illness in which a self-obsessed ego maniac takes a picture of themself. They make shitty faces in the camera and use crappy filters. Then the post it on Instagram or Twitter with #selfie or some other #. Or really these idiots can post it on any other damn site. A lot of times mentally ill people take a selfie of doing something bad. Watch the news. You'll see.
The song #Selfie
The irritating white girl like: But first- bitch lemme take a selfie.
The ghetto ratchet idiot: Bitch! Yo face look ratchet in that selfie!
Even your grandma: (your name) hey can you take one of those selfie things and text it to me?
You: NO GRANDMA!!!
The irritating white girl like: But first- bitch lemme take a selfie.
The ghetto ratchet idiot: Bitch! Yo face look ratchet in that selfie!
Even your grandma: (your name) hey can you take one of those selfie things and text it to me?
You: NO GRANDMA!!!
by RatchetTay November 10, 2014
Seananners: " Hey sark how's your selfie game.#openrp"
SARK: "Dude I got no gag reflex last night.#closerp"
SARK: "Dude I got no gag reflex last night.#closerp"
by Godborn October 18, 2016