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When a person uses their dread locks to wipe an ass that has freshly shat.
by wrinkleer April 18, 2009
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Sebastion

An Asian looking male that says he’s Hawaiian but nobody believes him
Girl 1: So is Sebastion Asian? I’ve been wondering

Girl 2: I think so, he says Hawaiian but nobody believes him
Girl 1: Yea I don’t believe him either
Girl 2: He probably has a small peen lmao
by Tripzable September 14, 2019
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Sebastopol

Sometimes at Ives Park you saw an old dude who performed some kind of slow Tai Chi dance on the outdoor stage there to get attention. The town tries to give the park some class once in a while with Shakespeare in the Park and festivals. After a downtown parade, the Apple Blossom Festival happens in the park each year in celebration of the importance of the apple to Sebastopol's history. Ironically, very few apple products are produced there anymore, but they celebrate their lost industry despite that. The festival can attract outsiders to boost their economy, which brings up the contradictory, anti-progressive nature of the town; people there want the town to stay small and quaint, yet they want to bring in visitors to help their financial woes. Very wacky place. They call themselves Sebastopudlians. Jonathan Swift stuff, man. Despite all the shit I said about Sebastopol, it is an interesting place to stroll around in. It has some funky shops and the local sculptor has his funny junk art everywhere. The people on the street are mostly friendly. The music store is a cool place to try out all kinds of cool instruments.
Rock star: So, what they call the losers here?

Agent: Sebastopudlians.

Rock star: Get the fuck out! Sebastopol is messed up!
by Jimmy Rashaverak April 27, 2011
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sebastopol

God, I can't wait to get out of Sebastopol
by Boooo! October 7, 2003
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Sebastion

a fat fish of a person that will cheat on his beautiful girlfriend just for a fake girl with anger issues that will screw him to fill the hole of his depression, and it doesn’t work. he throws all of his friends away and in the end he has no girl but just hoes that are stupid and don’t know that they are trying to mess with an idiot. he also goes to the most bogator school ever
omg it’s sebastion the dick fish
by yo fav smartie April 2, 2020
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Sebasten

a guy who will always listen to whatever you have to say. Will only say it's annoying if he knows it's hurting you, so you'll stop talking about it.
A ladies man. ALWAYS has a lady. Does NOT like being lonely. Willing to do anything to make you his.
Has real feelings. Break him and his best friend/leading lady will break you.
Lacrosse player.
Very lucky.
Understanding.
Why can't you be sebasten, huh? Brad always was.
by Emilio Goodbody June 16, 2011
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Sebastion Miller

A 12th grade prick at Wars County High School who bullied kids.And he was rude and hateful.He wouldn't talk much,But when he did talk he would say a bunch of rude hateful shit.
Zack:)Hey bro you know Sebastion Miller? Austin:)Oh my god bro!I know that guy and he's such an asshole. Bryce:)He really is an asshole.The shit he says to people is just rude and hateful.
by Kingsteveharrington5556666 November 15, 2019
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