Seatbelt Nazi

The seatbelt alarm thing in vehicles (especially older Toyotas (2015 sienna especially) that tries to control your life.

Oh no! The seatbelt Nazi is trying to control my life!

Seatbelt Nazi by Julerobb01 July 24, 2021

Seatbelt Burned

When it's summer time and you get in the car and the metal of the seatbelt burns you.

Chad: "Aww dude! It's like 90' outside! "
Dan: "Wanna pick up a cone at BR31? “
Chad: " What!? “
Dan: Baskin Robbins, dude. "
Chad: "Aww, yeah dude. "

Chad and Dan get in the car.

Chad: "AWWWW DUDE! "
Dan: "What? "
Chad: "I just got seatbelt burned man! "

Seatbelt Burned by SleepLateCait May 13, 2023

seatbelt volunteer

Lesbians strapped up.

But more specifically, one sits on the other’s lap in a chair, both facing each other. The one on top places one arm on the arm rest of the chair, holding on, and places the other arm on a wall, therefore acting like a seatbelt

Ex:

“You need a seatbelt volunteer?”
“Now she’s smiling ear to ear”

seatbelt volunteer by KittyTheBitty June 7, 2024

Seatbelt Situation

A scenario that feels unnecessary 99% of the time — until that 1% shows up.

- Backing up my files always felt unnecessary... until my laptop died.
That’s a seatbelt situation in action.

- Q: "Why do you keep a flashlight on every floor?"

A: "It’s a seatbelt situation. One time the power went out while I was in the basement — I tripped three times trying to find the one upstairs."

- Most people only learn what a seatbelt situation is the hard way.
I’d rather not wait for the lesson.

Seatbelt Situation by mechanicalsheep August 6, 2025

lesbian seatbelt

When a male simp is in between two lesbians who are only into each other but they pretend to be into him because of societal pressures. Coined by the man, the myth, the legend: Noel Miller.

Imagine their holding hands over him while he's sleeping, now he's just a lesbian seatbelt.

lesbian seatbelt by bigbootynoel March 15, 2020

Nerd Seatbelt

1. (noun) the buckling strap that connects the left- and right-shoulder straps on a backpack.

He strode confidently into class, purposefully unbuckling his nerd seatbelt with one hand.

Nerd Seatbelt by OUtlET December 29, 2005

The reverse seatbelt

When you are getting a blowjob from a girl and you tie her braids around your waist ... So when she pulls away it keeps her strapped in on your cock... Just for fun simulate an offroad ride.

Paul asks himself if hollys hair is long enough for the reverse seatbelt or is he just getting handlebars for this ride.

The reverse seatbelt by Bigwhite83 May 26, 2010