Southampton

Just a place with rain and StMary's Stadium
Guys must come there

who killed Burnley ? -Southampton
who lost 8-0 against Manchester ? -Just shut up

by SOUTHAMPTON April 7, 2021

Southampton

Abbreviations; Scumpton, Scummers, Scum

A small place situated on the outskirts of Portsmouth where inbred pikey looking people dwell, the capital of which is St Mary`s AKA The New Deli. On most Saturdays you will find a congragated mass on these monkeys at The New Deli dressed as red and white deck chairs. A funny race of people who worship a fat big nosed buddha from Guernsey. I guess red & white is appropriate because when mixed together these colours form pink, the perfect colour for those spineless faggot wankers who are not only clueless in their existence but also believe there is a Football Team situated in their scum hole city, when clearly everybody knows that there is only one real football team in Hampshire!

Up the Pomp!

Portsmouth 4 - Southampton 1

"We hate Southampton! We hate Southampton! We hate Scum!"

by Arry R September 18, 2008

Southampton

A weird place located in the shitest place of England also know as scum where the people try and take you jobs. Also it has the gayest football team in the world who will always loose to Pompey cos Pompey are the best.

Bob: what’s the worst football team in the world?
Jeff: Southampton the dirty scummers

by Sym and Kys April 11, 2019

Southampton

A shithole of a city. Full of inbred mongs that fiddle with ponies. This city is the reason why the Titanic sunk.

What’s Southampton like?

Don’t bother going there.

by FireKnight123 May 20, 2020

University of Southampton

A University which thinks it's 'it' but its really not. Students typically come from the home counties and as a result, have mediocre to average banter. Night's out are alright, lecturers are okay (when they're not striking). Oh and the Student's Union is shit.

Damn bro that girl is better than University of Southampton!

Bro she's a 6...

by Johng15 May 15, 2018

Southampton Sidesaddle

The specific Birmingham Saddleshank wherein the target of a window is reduced to the target of an awaiting anus in a window.

Steve: Hold on, Dave, I’ve just gotta wind the window down, lean my arse out of it and take a dump, I don’t think we’ll be off the Birmingham ringroad before I have to open the brown blast-doors.

Dave: Go for it.

Steve: Oh yeah, that’s the stuff.

Dave: Oh... my... cuntfucking... God...

...

Screech of a Mighty Hawk: SOUTHAMPTON SIDESADDLE

by 535 October 9, 2012

Southampton

A place where a lot of Polish people reside.

There’s a lot of Polish people in Southampton

by Death Menace September 7, 2022