a) a woman who is the exact opposite of a goddess from Athens who is also so-so in terms of her bedroom skills.
if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and your father a lumberjack, even plastic surgery won't help you look like Leonardo diCaprio or Brad Pitt.
by Uncle Dimma September 20, 2014
Get the a mediocrity from the suburbs mug.An area in a North American city built with stroads used to make a place meant for the car, making pedestrians feel unsafe walking to the grocery store that is across the street, with houses that look identical to each other, and every Walmart nearby has a parking lot larger than the actual store.
by Cidatis October 20, 2022
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A horribly boring place to live.The suburbs are filled with rich people and their whiny,spoiled kids who think the world revolves around their "pain" and "suffering."
They are typically advertised with promises of happy lives and easy living.This is a lie,the suburbs are filled with just as much sorrow,hate,and murder as any other place.
The suburbs are also filled with identical houses;these and the people in them leave no room for creativity,individuality,good music,good taste,independence.The suburbs kill your happiness.Don't move there,you'll get seriously depressed.
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They are typically advertised with promises of happy lives and easy living.This is a lie,the suburbs are filled with just as much sorrow,hate,and murder as any other place.
The suburbs are also filled with identical houses;these and the people in them leave no room for creativity,individuality,good music,good taste,independence.The suburbs kill your happiness.Don't move there,you'll get seriously depressed.
See also hellblandand shit
Person A:Every thing is perfect at the suburbs!(ignores any signs of clinical depression and continues watching soap operas whilst eating chocolate bon-bons.)
by MIRROR April 14, 2007
Get the suburbs mug.noun; an area that is almost a respectable suburb, but is just a little "off". Maybe creepy, dirty, dingy, etc. Likely a suburban area that's going downhill and becoming a ghetto. Often peopled with scrubs, or just looks and feels like a scrubby version of suburbia.
Man, this new house I bought seemed like it was in a nice area. The neighbors have flowers in their lawns, cute little yards for every house. But, now that I've moved in and met the people here, I realize they have all given up on life and I can't leave my house after dark. D@mnit, I'm stuck in the scruburbs!
by PamIam March 1, 2011
Get the scruburbs mug.Euphemism for blowing a thickly-bearded man while warming his testicles and asshole with HotHands-brand hand warmers.
Former U.S. Congressman Ryan Costello took to social media on January 8, 2021 to express a lustful desire to Smoke Fetterman in the Suburbs.
by Rod Peters January 8, 2021
Get the Smoke Fetterman in the Suburbs mug.a real world pimp, not the pimps that go out sellin bitches and hos. ussually reffered to a guy in high school whos got skills and/or izm and gets all the girls. A lot of times single for fear that if he went out with sumone he'd be cheating on her within 15 minutes.
Man, that kid's such manwhore. Does he ever hang out with guys?
Naw man, hes just pimpin in da suburbs
Naw man, hes just pimpin in da suburbs
by Pimpin in Pink November 26, 2004
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You ever try living in the suburbs? It's like watching flies fuck.
You ever try living in the suburbs? It's like watching flies fuck.
So many kids in the suburbs play video games all day because their boring, paranoid parents won't let them have any fun outside.
by Super Crip April 10, 2009
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