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Scottie

A good friend that many long to have. This is friend who usually suffers from depression, and is accustomed to heart-break. A Scottie is somebody you shouldn't take for granted, and you should let him know often how much he means to you. This is somebody that will lie for you, die for you, do ANYTHING for you...especially if they like you. This is somebody who falls in love easily....but tries not to show it--at least at first. He likes late-night calls with girl friends, and has many good friends he couldnt live without. If any good friends that he was close to move away, he usually thinks of them EVERYDAY. This is somebody who, if you dont show that he is appreciated, will leave. Finally, when he gets hurt he tries not to show it....but it scars and he never heals. He NEEDS people, but is not a very social person.
To a depressed friend: "Dude! Cheer up! Stop being such a Scottie, geez!"

Girl to Boyfriend: "Awwwwww your such a Scottie :)"

From good friend: "Thanks for being there for me, Scottie!" :)
by friend_of_scottie May 1, 2011
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scottie

Ugh, did you run out of tp and just s*** in the can? It's full of scottie.
by stellabee13 December 11, 2018
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scrottweiler

Scrott, or scrotty for short. This is an attractive woman dressed like she is trolling for dick. Usually seen heading to or from a party or drinking event.
(out of a moving car) Yo! You scrottweilers wanna party tonight!?!
by tomoney June 29, 2008
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Scrotticles

N. When you are tea bagging someone and pull your sack out to place them upon their eyes. No scrotticles are complete without a nose in the brown eye
Last night I gave that Iraqi bitch scrotticles!!!!!!!!
by Mr. Bead September 25, 2010
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Scottie Hot Box

Whereby a woman performs felatio on a kilt-clad man, particularly of Scottish decent, while hidden by his kilt like a curtain, in effect hot boxing his cock.
Lad: Hey babe want to blow on my bag pipes?

Las: Normally I would say no, but that red beard is doing it for me. I could go for a good Scottie Hot Box.
by Bucky Sue September 13, 2013
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Scottie pippen

A god amuong us that played for the Chicago bulls
I'm gonna dunk like Scottie pippens
by Dickfiddler69 March 21, 2016
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peem me up, scottie

A play on of "beam me up, Scottie" which is a popular startrek quote, and pm (private message) me. It's used to ask the person to clarify the "tea" in private messages, but it can also be used as a way to indicate you two should talk in pm in general.

Note: a shorter, cuter, version is "peem me up"
Jessica: I have this gross story about Debbie... Only telling close friends tho

Close friend: peem me up, scottie. im ready to hear it
by Aureospit June 22, 2019
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